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The after bar

When two individuals attempt sex after attending a bar or club while trying to pull the other from the ground. More likely to cause injury than orgasm
omg! Did you see that couple attempt to do the after bar
by That bottom bitch March 8, 2020
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after death

After you/they die. That's basically it

Or it's a ship name/non-canon relationship from Undertale AU's :/
Friend: What will you do after death, if that's possible?
Me: I dunno, chill?

Or

A random stranger: Do you ship Afterdeath?
Me: What's that?
by a random person in urban January 15, 2022
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Day After Rape

when a girl has sex with a guy, regrets it the next morning, and calls him a rapist.

Typically cause she was caught cheating or because they were both drunk
Hey did you hear about Mike and Kenzie?
Yeah she was so into him and kept grinding on him at the party.

Yeah, they fucked but her boyfriend found out so she turned around and said he raped her.
Of course she did. Day after rape will get you every time
by The secret truth April 14, 2022
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me after spicy chip

a gif composing of 2 spheres quickly turning into squares, donuts, and cylinders in that order before becoming spheres again with the caption "me after spicy chip" at the top.

this gif is trying to resemble the confusion of your tongue after a spicy chip has been layed on it, due to the shapes quickly forming in and out of the four shapes.
i had very confusion me after spicy chip
by thiscatisd September 12, 2022
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After-School Suspension

An acronym for ass. Can be used against your parents as an excuse for being out after school, while also hinting them to what you were actually doing, if you're a honest boi :)
Mom: Why were you gone for so long?
Me: i got some after-school suspension for getting into a fight.
by mynameisnotcody September 24, 2021
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Washing your hands after a shower

What the hell is wrong with you. You just took a shower and your already washing your hands, wtf
Bf: u wash your hands after a shower?
Gf:yeah u?
Bf: I don't think we can be together anymore
Gf: why?
Bf: washing your hands after a shower? Like who does that! See ya NEVER!
Gf: hey there's more people that like me anyways
by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 25, 2022
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