Diddy after party

Worse than a diddy party

I hope there's no Diddy after party 😟

by Kevin corun September 21, 2024

after all of the wasted years

need a little taste of your fear

1: after all of the wasted years-

2: bro STOP SINGING TWIDDLEFINGER ITS BEEN THREE DAYS

by TFNUM1HTR August 5, 2024

After Sharter

A person who claims to be a fan of “Mr. Kitty” but only listens to “After Dark”.

“People keep commenting “Make After Dark part 2!!” on Mr. Kitty’s posts!! Don’t those After Sharters know that he has other great music than After Dark?”

by RenaRyuugu07 August 25, 2023

after pill

When women and men are both stupid, have sex and do not use condoms or birth control.

"I forgot a condom and she didn't take her birth control, so she had to run out and get the after pill.

by life_sucx November 16, 2016

dictionary.com everything after z

the best way to pretend you’re working in class but instead you’re looking up what 40 year olds think slang is (cuss words included(

Me: hey look I found Destroy Dick December on dictionary.com
Friend: how’d you do that we’re on the school’s computer

Me: I’m on dictionary.com everything after z where all the cool things are
Friend: woah big brain

by epic senpai November 12, 2019

after dick delusion syndrome

After the women gets the d, in addition to the numbness of the lower limbs she becomes delusional and can no longer muster any rational thoughts and becomes hysterical because she has quite literally had her mind fucked.

I fucked Stacy so hard last night she went A.D.D.S. (after dick delusion syndrome) and started talking about her moms birthday party!

by The master of the d September 30, 2013

after-market items

Refers to da usually-overpriced crappy-a** merchandise dat remains unsold subsequent to a gala celebration, holiday-bash, or other one-time/seasonal sales-event; said goodies can often be had for very little or even free, if said products' vendors were just going to toss it in da dumpster or have already done so.

You can often pick up after-market items for next to nothing if they have "gone stale", either because they are actually perishable goods and thus are starting to no longer be saleable after the sales-event is over, or because they are season/event/holiday-related (such as spring-gardening accessories, Independence-Day ephemera, personalized wedding-trinkets, Valentine's Day candy, etc.) and therefore would no longer be of interest to most buyers. If you know a creative way to make use of said sundries, however --- like if you can chop up flashy decorations to use as glitter, re-label imprinted items to use for another purpose, pass out random items as party-favors to open-minded/good-humored folks who don't mind the "invalid-to-the-event" nature of said baubles, etc. --- then by al means, knock yourself out... just be careful that you don't allow said gleeful foraging turn into a free-food fiasco, whereby you gluttonously gorge yourself on all kinds of refined/sugary/salty crap that's been discarded, and which therefore is indeed totally "up for grabs" but would not be healthy to consume in large quantities, especially if you are on a diet to lose weight or otherwise needing to watch your calorie/carb/sodium-intake.

by QuacksO August 13, 2019