trippin absolute balls

To be extremely high, and act like a giddy fucker.

That dude is trippin absolute balls right now!

by KerbalGunnerz December 17, 2013

Omnipresent Absence

The intense feeling of longing one feels for an online freind, or an individual they have never physically met.

Tyler felt an intense feeling of omnipresent absence as Jeremy messaged him.

by Peeley November 24, 2016

josh abson

josh abxon
a nice guy

josh abson is a nice guy

by DixtionNaryKing October 3, 2017

song abstinence

When you like a song so much, you stop yourself from listening to it in order to save yourself from overplaying it, and thus losing interest.

Dude! An artist I love just released a single and it's my new favourite song! I fucking love it so much, I can't stop listening to it!
Make sure to practice song abstinence man, your ears are gonna be crying from overplaying in no time if you don't!

by dozybees May 17, 2020

Ben (absolute lad)

pretty self explanatory tbh, just an all round geeeeeezeer, always shagging, and vaping with the boys

i wish i was ben (absolute lad)

by Shaggy69( . )( . ) May 22, 2020

Princess Abscess

A rare and majestic creature, native of middle earth. Sedentary in nature, but will make an effort for a good argument. Provoking it will cause a discharge of radioactive taco juice and will transform in a pseudo, Alan from "Hangover 2" looking monkey.
It's evolution is 'Princess Wound'

That bitch! She's such a Princess Abscess
Damn... bitch?

by Dr. Culler January 28, 2021

ali absolute

A YouTuber who has a fat cat and makes everyone laugh.

That boy is such a Ali absolute

by Average absolute January 10, 2022