go to an open field and strip yourself naked. lay in the grass and wait until your penis gets hard. then you place a piece of metal on/near your balls ( have your nuts at least touching the metal) when a thunderstorm comes be prepared
by CmTx P33p3RM4N June 13, 2009
Get the north american lightning rodmug. "Yo I'm at the beach a brother told me I'm fried, no its you!👺"
"Why would he lieeee??? 👺👺 jokes free he's the fried type guy 👺 it's never you."
That would be a Rod Haul.
"Why would he lieeee??? 👺👺 jokes free he's the fried type guy 👺 it's never you."
That would be a Rod Haul.
by Chaffeyinabrook April 9, 2024
Get the Rod Haulmug. It’s where you shit in a condom tie the end in a knot and you have intercourse with the woman you’re with
by Jtaylor85 March 7, 2021
Get the Daytona curtain rodmug. In a team golf match, when a player makes a meaningless long putt after the hole has already been decided. Like Alex Rodriguez padding his stats by hitting an 8th inning home run when his team is down 10-2.
by Hondo99 December 11, 2023
Get the A-Rodmug. "Holy shit bitch, fuggin look you pussy! Check out the cock dock on that cunt. Totally going to introduce her to my wad-rod asap!"
by Wowko November 19, 2019
Get the Wad-rodmug. Person 1 checked on the arancini balls he placed in the pizza oven earlier this evening to discover he had forgotten to turn the oven on and they were still frozen. His friends laughed and said “Good one mate, You did a Rod”!!!
by Figtree Boozers December 11, 2023
Get the Did a Rodmug. I hope I didn't get pregnant off of his rod sap.
That rod sap is all up in my pants
Girl #1 "He jizzed all over me!" Girl #2 "nah, that's not enough to be jizz, that's rod sap.
That rod sap is all up in my pants
Girl #1 "He jizzed all over me!" Girl #2 "nah, that's not enough to be jizz, that's rod sap.
by hairytongue69 January 16, 2014
Get the rod sapmug.