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snake the drain

For a lady to trim ones pubes. To remove the hair from the hole.
"I snaked the drain earlier, I had better be getting some." "Don't forget to snake the drain. you know I don't like to floss."
by riot becky March 14, 2015
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Pee snake

Someone who usually provides terrible ideas during a time of urgency when a real idea or plan must be forged. These ideas tend to be very poorly thought out and simple but the pee snake thinks very hard and the idea seems very good to their simple mind. Pee snakes also perform certain actions without considering other factors involved such as trying to spit out of a closed window and wiping prior to defacating. The pee snake will usually become angered if you inform them of their stupidity.
Guy driving: "Dude if your gonna throw up do it out the window."
The Pee Snake comes up with his own plan to throw up into a plastic bag which he does not check for holes resulting in a week long vomit smell in the car.
Guy driving: "Dude look at you! Your such a fucking Pee Snake!"
The Pee Snake: "Calm down duuude my bad!"
by Jeff honk September 14, 2010
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snow snake

A snake that travels under deep snow commonly in the area of upper michigan that causes you to loose your boot. the only way to catch one is to go to the deep snow in the middle of a field with a fishing net and six- pack of beer.
the damn snow snake took my boot help me dig it out.
by sexysnowbird August 3, 2009
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Snake

An Arab-Jew who is sometimes mistaken for an ant-eater but is in fact a member of the reptilian family, aka snakes.

He demonstrates snakey behaviour such as stealing food, drinks, spitting in peoples water and touching up pugs.
Luke: Wheres that last J we had man?

Sam: Ahhh I bet that snake has taken it!

Next day: Luke: He did take it, I found him passed out next to it on his bed with a cucumber in his arse
by Mundis December 8, 2010
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your a snake

if someone tell the police a crime you done you say to them your a snake
by uknown hustler November 15, 2013
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Snake Biscuit

Slang for penis and is meant to imply that the referenced member is a delicious treat to be appreciated by others.
by Ganga-day June 26, 2009
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snakes on a dick

To be said in response to a question about how things are going at work or on a project when things are going well. When term is coupled with a hang lose hand sign it means things are going exceptionally well!
"like dicks on a snake" would mean the opposite, things are not going well.
"How are you and Tommy coming along running that copper tubing on the roof?" "Like snakes on a dick, boss"

"How's your science project coming along, little Willie?" "like snakes on a dick, dad"
by Izzy Longer January 8, 2014
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