Patty Ultimatum

A choice of two things but both are equally as awful as the other. You don’t want to choose either of them, but a decision has to be made.

Sam was given a patty ultimatum of either going to the run down casino or babysitting a stranger’s baby. With a deadline, he had to make a decision between these horrible options.

by Mermandi May 2, 2021

patty cags

A very handsome guy with the kindest heart, he can light up a room with just a smile, hes so so smart, literally the best dude ever, not to mention talented. A goat at baseball and everything else he does. Hes got it all.

Yo, that guys got such swag who is that?
Oh, thats patty cags hes a beast

by Medinasaitoski September 13, 2020

Patty

The derivative of 'Chatty Patty', someone who speaks too much and gives up potentially compromising information on others too easily.

George is a patty

by 17ways July 20, 2023

Cow Pattie

When someone takes a dump between your legs when they ride it cowgirl style.

We ate taco bell and had to do the cow pattie position.

by Basket1 May 24, 2025

Patty-Knock

a fetish where the deliverer holds the recipient on their lap, with the recipients feet over their head. the recipient then proceeds to knock the deliverers head down to the ass of the recipient. For added pleasure you may add a buttercream pie on top of that ass, or the deliverer may put on a beak to resemble a bird, also known as patty flocking.

Guy 1: "Damn, that chicks lookin good."
Guy 2:" I'd patty-knock that bitch up."

by Mr.E-us July 31, 2016

Fatty Patty

a species of william jones that has a nature of ordering 20 mcnuggets, a large chips, large chocolate milkshake and if feeling peckish a mcflurry or two (They are always feeling peckish).

hello fatty patty

by tidgems February 17, 2024

Sigma patty

When you make a Chicken patty sigma

Person one: What are you making?

Person two: A sigma patty.

by Correlophus March 6, 2024