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JesusSaurs-Rex

Someone who is so fucking amazing they are considered part Jesus part T-Rex!

-Originated by Brendan
Chuck Norris is such a JesusSaurs-Rex
by The_Real_JesusSaurs-Rex June 11, 2011
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Noobasaurus Rex

The apitamy of noob. Someone who is a total noob and can't hide their maximun noobism.
Noob: Why do they call it Halo? Is it because that big ring thing in the sky?

Not Noob: You are such a Noobasaurus Rex.
by hiphopanonymous12 January 19, 2011
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Clititoris Rex

What someone who isn't knowledgeable of the female anatomy calls the clitoris
Kid 1: Hey do you know what a clitoris is?

Kid 2: What's a clititoris rex?
by kyleshoward December 15, 2009
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donkasaurus rex

1) An extremely poor poker player

2) An extremely poor beer pong player
1) Peter Fields called $40 with a five high straight. HAHA. What a donkasaurus rex.

2) Mike Kuzan only won eleven games of beer pong in a row. That kid is such a donkasaurus rex!
by the champ 107 June 7, 2009
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T Rex

T Rex is a specific type of handjob, where the person giving a handjob tucks their elbow into the sleeve of a short sleeve shirt, and proceeds to pleasure a man's penis with only their index and middle fingers and their thumb.
I told her "rawr is dinosaur for I Love You" when she gave me a T Rex.
by aCleverStratagem December 15, 2011
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T-rex

The act of having small disproportiionate upper extremities while maintaining rather large back, chest and shoulders.
by Alliance February 16, 2003
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T Rex

When your lady is in the "reverse cowgirl" position, you put clench your hand with the middle knuckle raised (similar to the frogging punch). With this protruding knuckle you then place it on her spine and rub back in forth. The feeling is very intense/ticklish. It will cause her to moan in a weird fashion and her arms will become incapacitated past the forearms for a brief moment.

Some women also seem to do weird things with their mouths during the moment.
man 1: "my girlfriend is super mad at me"
man 2: "why is that"
man 1: "I was T Rexin' her for a while and now she has chronic back spasms"
by Morris G. December 9, 2008
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