fat water

Fat water is the water you get in the bathroom, which isn’t for drinking.

The first time I laid eyes on Andy Dufresne, I didn't think much of him. He was a fat drink of water, the kind of drink of water that you know your friend got from the bathroom and not from the kitchen. Fat water.

by Famguyquotes13 May 5, 2018

SMOKE FAT

Smoking weed or a lot of weed in one day

Let's go SMOKE FAT
Ight let's do it

by Jakobacho September 18, 2019

fat bad

When someone is being the absolute worst (stealing memes, abusing power in Discord, etc.)

Nohl: "Does anyone have anything to say before we banish Jordan for meme stealing?"
Cooper: "Lol yeah Jordan is fat bad"

by КоулКейн March 4, 2019

Fat pie

A girl with a fair bit extra round the waist but DD's or bigger. Not very attractive but you probably would after 6 pints. Gerald's favourite type of girl.

Dave: Look at that fat pie over there Jezz!

Jezz: Oh, I just jizzed in my pants.

by Dude-fucking-man December 13, 2012

fat ho

a prostitute typically between 200-300 pounds

"He pulled up to a fat hoe in the parking lot he was turned on by this."

by fat wet slobbery dogs cunt May 16, 2018

Fat Vertigo

When a person goes on goes on leave or disability for being overweight because they cant find it in themselves to work anymore.

Often caused by failure to not finish an 8 piece bucket of the colonel's secret recipe.

See also calling in fat

"Mr. Bossberg? Just letting you know I can't come in today. Why? Uh, fat vertigo. Bye."

by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009

fat past

abreviation of pasty. often used to insult a person thts been on the ginsters for quite a while.
calling them a fat bugger in other words

o, look at daz hes such a fat past.

by azzer July 1, 2005