Zach

Zach is my little retard, zach is the prince kitten and the sweetest big brown bear, and has the biggest cock

Zach has a big cock ;), he makes Rhys's penis look small

by XxnocturnalretardpenisxX December 11, 2022

Zach figglehorn

The quarterback on the soccer team. He’s so hot you’ll melt because he is so sex on the eyes. He has the greatest shmolder of all.

Zach figglehorn can figgle my horn tonight.

by yourbestie December 11, 2022

zach wharton

the ultimate sigma male that everyone is scared of, he is currently at the top of the hierarchy and i'm guessing it shall stay like that for a while. the has an obsession with luca xio ling low and loves him to bits.

OMFG ITS ZACH WHARTON!! IM SOOOOOOO SCARED!

by curved5858 January 1, 2023

zach

the act of pulling out before something even begun because you´re an insecure incel.

Damn dude look at that girl you should ask for her number!
I zach to much there's no way she would give it to me anyway.

by Ejoyz January 3, 2023

Life of Zach

It’s like living the life of Riley but better

Why live the life of riley when you can live the life of Zach

by DURAGDADDY July 4, 2023

Zach

A real stand up guy

Person: hey guys did you hear about Zach hitting kids?
Zach: what can I say I'm a nice guy

by TheLooch July 12, 2023

zach joke

an extremely unfunny joke that is very corny and no one laughs; a gambling joke that ends up in a debt of at least $10,000.

"I have important business to attend to." "What type of business?" "MONKE BISNIESS!!!" "dude thats a zach joke"

by fireant812 August 17, 2023