your mom

A phrase you use when you try to piss anyone off at anytime.

Cindy: Soooo jim will you go out with me no
Douchbag Jim: No
Cindy: But why
Douchbag jim: Because your mom
Cindy: That phrase is so old jim
Douchbag Jim: Yea like your mom
Cindy: How do you now how old my mom is
Douchbag jim: Because her i slept with her :)
Cindy: That proves nothing
Douchbag Jim: Her Pussy was filled with spiderwebs

Jessica: whats the answer to number 12
Douchbag Jim: Your mom

by Douchbag Jim April 6, 2017

Your Pierogis

A playful idiom used to substitute "Your prerogative". The word "man" commonly added, regardless of the subject's gender. Not to be confused with "It's all pierogis", idiom meaning "It's all the same" or "Doesn't really matter". Both sayings heard increasingly commonly in Toronto, Canada.

"I don't think you should stay up all night but hey- that's your pierogis, man. Peace."

by TorontoEtymology October 22, 2022

Your mom

A troll response

Reddit poster: What's your favorite thing to do during the winter?
Reddit commenter: Your mom

by frabrizio December 18, 2017

Your jokes

Incredibly awful

You:Why did the chicken cross the road
Dat guy:your jokes are trash

by Stupid kid that plays Fortnite June 1, 2018

your face

Just the most prefect retort to any insult. It works because there's just no come back to it. It's so stupid that you win!

A says, "Omg B, you're a dipshit."
B says, "No you are, your face is."
A says, "Uhh..."


A says, "B, why do you want to marry a goat."
B says, "Your face, that's why."



Librarian whispers, "Quiet please, it's a library!"
B screams, "NO YOU ARE, YOUR FACE IS. KILLBOTS SHOOTING LASERS!!"

by mott July 19, 2005

your matt

a pretty cool guy; really likes girls; willing to fight any one or thing; always has a really big cock; he's a pimp daddy

1. Matt: take ur clothes off
Girl: ok
Matt: Give me head
Girl: SURE!!

2. YEAH!!!!!

by rock_out March 17, 2005

Your right

Another great way to end an argument. Can be used when someone wants to state something, either a statement or opinion, on something and you know they're wrong. Once you say "your right", the other person will have no idea what to say.

Brian: Dude i fucked Annie last night!
Chris: (Knowing she was not with him last night) Your right.
Brian: ......

-or-

Fag 1: Fuck you dude I'll kick your bitch ass!
Fag 2: Yeah fuck you kid I'll fuck you up!
Fag 1: I'm so much stronger then you!
Fag 2: Your right.
Fag 1: ....?

by czgetmoney March 3, 2009