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Woke

A word that conservative old out-of-touch white people use to describe progressive concepts to other conservative old out-of-touch white people in way that will scare them
we can’t bring the kids to Disney anymore. Jimbo said last time he went, the woke employees were requiring vaccinations to common illnesses and not segregating the water fountains
by Gib88 April 6, 2022
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Woke

Stay the fuck away from me.
That mother need to be woke.
by moody Kitty April 7, 2022
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neo-woke

Someone who truly began seeing things as they are, someone who can't be affected by propaganda, someone who can tell a lie from truth.
-Did you watch CNN yesterday?
-No, I'm neo-woke.
by Quodd April 19, 2022
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Woke

To think and view things in a specific close-minded way, unable to see the truth in things

The exact opposite of what the word itself implies, to be woke means you can't see whats really going on with whatever the situation may be
Billy's on that woke sh#t again he thinks the Amazon Lord of the Rings series will actually be good
by Z_Mane February 17, 2022
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woke

An obsolete term that used to have meaning, but as more people began to use it for different situations, it became meaningless. Pat yourself on the back because this word is dead. The new phrase that should be used is: dead inside.
I'm so woke... oh, wait. That word is obsolete. I guess that means I'm dead inside.
by Dead Inseyed February 21, 2022
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woke

An insult to use against people who call you out on being hurtful, unfair or cruel. Helps to deflect from your crappy behavior. Implies they are definitely only
trying to make themselves look better.
Example:
A: "You really shouldn't have called Jim the n-word. He seems to be very upset, even hurt now."
B: "Oh come on, what, suddenly you're all woke now? Stop being so self-righteous. You think you're better than me?"

Example:
A: "Could you please not constantly make fun of women and imply women are stupid, when you're in the office? This is the workplace. We cannot concentrate on work when we have to listen to these mean comments. It brings back lots of personal painful memories, Sheryl always starts shaking and thinking about how her exhusband mistreated her and she cannot work."
B: "Haha, don't bother me with that woke BS. Words can't hurt you. Get over it."
by joa nnali March 5, 2022
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Woke

Sometimes a quiffle, Twunt or wankspangler.
I asked the parking warden if I could call him a parking womble. He said so no because it's not woke enough. So I just called him a wankspangler instead.
by Bertie Patel December 11, 2020
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