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Woke

By using this word, you surpass all logic and immediately win any political argument.
Person 1: And that is why I think slavery was bad.
Person 2: Oh yeah, well you're woke!
Person 1: *shrivels up and dies*
by O' Chungus January 22, 2024
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Woke

Appraised of public issues that the government is enumerated to address.
Person One: "English is the national language!"

Person Two: "...ah, you're just not woke."
by MD451 March 6, 2025
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woke up dead

Slang. Did not wake up because they were dead. Clever reduction of too many words for our ADHD short attention spanned population.
by Cleverdetector November 18, 2023
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Woke

1. People who are not straight, white, and/or cisgendered

2. A word the Political Right likes to use against the Political Right or anything the Right doesn't like (i.e. Black Ariel, LGBTQ+)
1. It's not woke if you're white!

2. That new movie was so woke! That woman was clearly a man!
by catching_fire_3 May 12, 2024
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woke 2023 woman

A biological male who identifies as a female and declares themselves as a women, while being equipped with mature male sexual and reproductive organs still intact.

Any biological male who insists they are a female and demands to be defined as a woman post modifications to the original definition of a woman adopted during the “woke” 2023 era.

Any member of the transgender community who is a biological male that declares themselves to be a female woman or just a woman.

Any member of any group or demographic who is a biological male at birth and identifies transitions or demands to be defined as a woman and addressed as a woman.

A delusional male who attempts to troll the entire country and prey on females and children in a predatory manner by claiming they are a woman and or female and making deliberately misleading and false statements regarding their gender identity. Can also be called simply 2023 woman.
During the work era of 2023 a group of transgender biological men redefined the definition of “woman” to suit their needs in turn major companies attempted partnerships and endorsements with these newly defined “women” while females were stripped of their rights to female exclusive restrooms and the usage of “women” as newly defined and assigned in 2023, no longer belonged to biological females.

A social media star during this time received partnerships that were products for females. Only issue was she was a woke 2023 woman, which means she still was a male but identifies as female and demands to be defined as a woman.
by PlatinumXXX May 23, 2023
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WOKE

IT MEANS LEFTWING IDEAS TAKEN TO THE EXTREME....GENERALLY BY PEOPLE WHO PUT EMOTIONS ABOVE FACT AND LOGIC
THE DEMOCRATS WOKE IDEAS WILL RUIN THE COUNTRY
by techguru00 June 3, 2023
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Woke

Awareness or deep understanding of a topic, issue, or concern. A clarity of causations.
Some people are woke when it comes to racism, yet they do little to become a true ally.
by Okisee March 28, 2021
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