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wank wipe

A name of a tissue you use to wipe away your sperm
After I finished masturbating I used a wank wipe to clean up me genital area
by Upstairsdragon December 19, 2013
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Wet wipe

A man uses his sweaty pants to wipe a women’s face.
“Can’t wait to get home and give her a wet wipe”
“Got a good wet wipe brewing today”
by Whosyafadder June 10, 2024
mugGet the Wet wipemug.

Oily wipe

A wipe used to oil up your bitch in bed.
Him: "Let me whip out the "oily wipe"."
Her: "Hurry up, what are you waiting for?"
by KamilotV2 June 19, 2024
mugGet the Oily wipemug.

Ass Wipe

"Omg cant believe him." " Yeah he is a Ben." Meaning he is a Ass Wipe.
by Ben Wipes You February 1, 2019
mugGet the Ass Wipemug.

Wipe to Confirm

The act of wiping your butt a last time to confirm that your hole is clean and completely rid of crap. Used to reaffirm the suspicion that you've finished wiping when your previous fold of toilet paper is stainless.

Derived from the phrase, "Swipe to Confirm"
John: Man, my ass is itchy...
Dale: You sure you wiped properly, bro?
John: Nah I was in a rush man, didn't have time to check
Dale: Dayum! That's nasty! I always check properly before I leave... Wipe to Confirm, Wipe to Confirm, man
by John Dale August 15, 2012
mugGet the Wipe to Confirmmug.

wet wipe

someone that has over 10/10 reps on orochi
Virgin Todd- hey wanna play some for honor, i have 10/10 reps on orochi
Chad warden main- go kys wet wipe
by BingusCat January 8, 2021
mugGet the wet wipemug.

Louisiana wet wipe

When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with
It was a messy situation back there and no wipes so i had to make/use a Louisiana wet wipe
by Joewolfe January 31, 2021
mugGet the Louisiana wet wipemug.

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