kurt weed

The worst weed you can possibly get. This is worse than the nastiest brownest dirt weed you can find. Taste like smokin a cactus and will give you a headache like a mother fucker

Guy 1: Hey you wanna smoke some kurt weed?

Guy 2: Hell naw, you can get higher off of tree bark..... I have standards!

by frank1024793 March 19, 2012

ding weeds

Thick brush scattered around a swampy marsh

look at that possum in the ding weeds over there

by Taddy Mason December 6, 2017

Weed Cheese

When you do a triple-backflip and land on your hard penis and start using it like a pogo stick.

"Woah dude, sick Weed Cheese!"
"Thanks, I've been practicing!"

by anyything June 27, 2022

Weed Toss

Similar in concept to the blunt dump, however an escalation from the aforementioned act by having to quickly rid oneself of an entire stash of weed (marijuana). Usually used in context where continued possession of said weed would result in a greater negative consequence than the material loss of the weed itself.

Chuckford: "Ah crap, I thought we were good with the cops after that quick blunt dump and Fabreeze... looks like they are coming back this way."

Rastafarian Billy: "Well I hate to do it, but this is looking like a full blown weed toss right here..."

Chuckford: "Our material loss is palpable, how unfortunate."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Weed Wacking

When you blow a raspberry against your girlfriend's hairy pussy. It's called weed wacking from the noise it produces.

"I'm gonna weed wack your pussy so good."

"I'm going Weed Wacking tonight."

by Real big ween June 8, 2018

Weeding Beauty

The person who falls dead asleep ( like sleeping beauty ) as soon as they get the slightest bit Stoned.

“Hey man, why are you not smoking weed tonight?”

“Na, I’m not. I’ll get really tired if I smoke weed”

“Oh ! You’re a Weeding Beauty. That’s all good”

by Ivy MacNeil May 20, 2021

Weed Warrior

Someone who actively fights for the legalization of marijuana, and get angry when people disagree.

"I can't believe that the government would legalize pot!"
-Chris
"Ya ya what ever, just don't say that near Julian, he's a weed warrior"
-Brooks

by School Stoner October 2, 2010