There are two types of the man who has this name. The are polar opposites.
The first type is law abiding. He is an honerable & genuine person who has always thought of his future and has saved money for his early retirement at 55.
Because he has always treated himself in a healthy manner, his looks have not changed from the age of 30 to 55.
The second type is very loud, extremely good at lying, manipulating & bullying. This type always has an alcoholic drink in hand or waiting by the front door of the closest liquor store, in anticipation of the door being unlocked so he can keep his buzz uninterrupted. He will have a long criminal record mostly for being drunk or high and not thinking about the consequences of his actions.
As type two ages, he will not be as social as he was when he was younger. He will lose his youthful smile, thick dark hair and huge biceps.
Type two, has he has never thought of saving a dime. He only knows the “spending money like a drunken roughneck” way of life. He has never paid a dime in spousal support so he can’t go to his ex for money anymore. He steals money from his adult children, by borrowing but never returning the borrowed money. Feeling like a loser, this type will move to a different state in order to be away from the people who know him and his toxic way of life.
The first type is law abiding. He is an honerable & genuine person who has always thought of his future and has saved money for his early retirement at 55.
Because he has always treated himself in a healthy manner, his looks have not changed from the age of 30 to 55.
The second type is very loud, extremely good at lying, manipulating & bullying. This type always has an alcoholic drink in hand or waiting by the front door of the closest liquor store, in anticipation of the door being unlocked so he can keep his buzz uninterrupted. He will have a long criminal record mostly for being drunk or high and not thinking about the consequences of his actions.
As type two ages, he will not be as social as he was when he was younger. He will lose his youthful smile, thick dark hair and huge biceps.
Type two, has he has never thought of saving a dime. He only knows the “spending money like a drunken roughneck” way of life. He has never paid a dime in spousal support so he can’t go to his ex for money anymore. He steals money from his adult children, by borrowing but never returning the borrowed money. Feeling like a loser, this type will move to a different state in order to be away from the people who know him and his toxic way of life.
1) You have had your house paid for since you were 30? You are a type one Wayne Cooke.
2) All you own is in your old rusted up 4 door car? But you used to make $10,000 every month! Oh, I see now, you are the second type of Wayne Cooke.
2) All you own is in your old rusted up 4 door car? But you used to make $10,000 every month! Oh, I see now, you are the second type of Wayne Cooke.
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