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A standardized unit for measuring time.
A wayge is dependent on the activity it is measuring.

This is the formula for working out wayges
at / ax = lim (ax -> 0) (t(x+ax) - t(x-ax)) / (2ax)
where a= activity

" " t=time

and x=a random letter to add complexity.
if you are cooking 2 minute noodles and it took you 24 minutes, that's wayges.

If you are playing super metroid and it takes you longer than a day to complete, that's wayges
wayges by mot my real name March 28, 2010

john waynes saddle bags 

piss flaps that are dried up and sagging to the knee caps
my mott is so loose me flaps are like john waynes saddle bags ;)
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Lost Wages 

Perjorative name for Las Vegas, Nevada, due to the tendency of one to lose money in gambling. Also spelled with dollar signs in place of each letter S (Lo$t Wage$)
Joe went to Lo$t Wage$ and lost his shirt.
Lost Wages by Dennis October 10, 2003

Lost Wages 

I blew it all in Lost Wages last weekend.
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Waynes World 

Funniest Movie Ever. Stars Mike Myers and Dana Carvey. It was also made in the year of my birth (1992), which is like....EXCELLENT!

Wayne (Mike Myers) & Garth (Dana Carvey) are two rock-and-roll-loving guys from Aurora, Illinois (Which is a subberb of Chicago, Excellent!) who host a late-night public access show from the basement of Wayne's parents' house. When TV exec Ben Kane (Rob Lowe) decides to PAY them to do their show on a regular network, they quicky agree. But, Wayne & Garth soon discover that it's not all they thought it would be.

Inculdes the famous "Bohemian Rapsody" scene.
Funniest Move EVER!
Trust me, see this movie. NOW!!!

Walmart wages 

Low pay and work hours that prevent you from receiving any benefits. The pay is so poor that you need food stamps and public assistance to survive. Walmart, low wages, poor, food stamps, public assistance, poverty, SNAP, corporatist, big business, the 1%, the 99%
Bro, I have no money for any luxuries in my life. I'm living on Walmart wages.
Walmart wages by joecoolthefool September 11, 2016

waynesville 

Some trash town in Ohio. The population is about 3 people and 0 of them are black. The population consist of snitches/narks. Faggots. And hoes
They a bunch of waynesvilles. They can’t be trusted
waynesville by Waynesville schools October 30, 2017
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