Doing a van den

The art of a rubbish hoaxing of something. Normally to do with the Netherlands.

Taken from the master RvdB.

"He's doing a van den on you, fam"

by Smokespirals October 21, 2020

Mini Van Girls

One who has grown up being driven around in a mini van and has been deprived of the interesting technological advancements of new cars.

Woah- that BMW hands you your seat belt, us mini van girls have never seen that before.

by Mini Van Girls June 3, 2013

van de Sausage

The favourite meat product of many people. Literally translates to from the sausage.

van de Sausage! What? i'm just naming my favourite meat product.

by lahblahblackbird February 14, 2012

Jaya Van Praag

A teacher at a library

Oh Its Mrs. Jaya Van Praag

by WallabyAussi October 9, 2019

Mark Van Sickle

Also referred to ask Mark VAN Sickle, Slenderman, Jesus, and/or Moses. The Mark Van Sickle is a wild creature with astonishing features. Mark Van Sickle succeeds in almost everything he attempts and is unusually good at all games.

Hey have you seen Mark VAN Sickle, aint nobody got shit on that crazy motherfucker

by Eat Healthy August 13, 2013

dick van dyke

The reverse of a fag hag -- a man with too many lesbian friends.

Chris is such a dick van dyke that he wouldn't know what to say to a straight girl.

by F3nyx May 11, 2006

Piece of Shit Van

A van that is often the first vehicle owned by a teenager. The side door doesn't shut all the way and is fastened by some screws. The third row of seats is long missing. The rear view mirror is gone. The heat doesn't work. The interior smells of old beer. The Piece of Shit Van is often used to cart around friends and is begrudgingly used for snack runs.

"I need some more chips and soda, we're out."
"Fuck. Fine, we'll take the piece of shit van."

by FhoKs March 5, 2009