St. Valentine's Day Massucker

(refers to the mob shooting in 1929 - the St. Valentine's Day Massacre and the St. Valentine's Day itself; comes from "massacre" and "sucker") a total destruction of hopes and dreams of people who sent Valentine cards to their dream-boyfriends/-girlfriends, where they usually finally have the courage to show their feelings, hoping that this would allow them to start a beautiful relationship - the hopes and dreams end up with a failure (because of being rejected by the "beloved one"), often involving being made fun of and laughted at in front of the whole class or school and eventually called a loser and a sucker;

Alan fell in love with Jen the very moment he saw here, but she was out of his league. He was always somewhere around her, waiting for the right moment to tell here about his feelings. And so there was St. Valentine's Day. He sent her a beautiful, hand-made card, where he described his affection. Not only did she rejected him, but also showed the card to all the worst possible people she could have shown it to, so they all made fun of Alan for like a month. He felt like a total loser and a sucker. It was his St. Valentine's Day Massucker.

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

valentinie

1. Anything pertaining to or having to do with Valentine's Day
2. Describing something that reminds a person of Valentine's Day

I have a really cute valentinie outfit that you will love.

by Mr.Alcali January 23, 2010

Valyntine

1) Literally a Valentine, but with a slightly evil appearance.

2) A Person that is Extremely talkative, but very secretive at the same time.

3) A name, Meaning "extreme emotion" Guys with this name tend to live up to it.

1) "Look my Valyntine has fangs!"

2) "That kid is such a Valyntine."

by BloodyValyntine August 3, 2011

valentiny

Where you finally have sex on valentines day, then rejected becasue of his/my micro pęnis syndrome

Every time my bf has a valentiny

by Thisismyname123 December 13, 2013

Valentining

The act of committing romantic acts (i.e. Kissing, humping, ect.) with your valentine for the sake of Valentine's day, not out of lust or desire. Often occurs in middle-school aged children peer-pressured into kissing.

Guy 1- "Dude, did you seriously make out with Sarah?"
Guy 2- "Yeah, but we were just valentining."

by Zsophia February 12, 2014

vajalentines

noun:
1. a group of women who spend valentines together- either recklessly, cynically, or happily.

2. having a girl valentine, mostly when boycotting men(boys) or lesbian

1. Me and the girls are going dancing for Vajalentines.

2. OMG, ur like totes my BFFFFFF- wuld u be my vajalentines?

by imawesomer February 14, 2014