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Vaginal Activity

When a human of the female gender is acting like a bitch ass whore
“This woman at the supermarket was yelling at me because I stole all chicken out of her cart”

“Damn, she exhibits extreme Vaginal Activity
by Tjay Vaginity August 5, 2021
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vaginal origami

Folding paper or food items into the shape of a vagina
That cream dripping from that burrito wrap is a fine example of vaginal origami
by Vagina designer August 11, 2022
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vaginal surprise

A spontaneous abortion while having coitus with your pregnant girlfriend.
"We can always try again babe, this was just a vaginal surprise."
by SharkTale4D August 22, 2016
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Vaginal chainsaw massacre

Vaginal chainsaw massacre is when you wrap tin foil around your dick and proceed to have vaginal sex.
by Maikelele March 21, 2019
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Vaginal Asphyxiation

When you go down on a girl and it’s so wet you asphyxiate and die. i.e. you essentially drown.

Best Practices When Going Down On A Girl
*Wear a snorkel.
He died a tragic death of vaginal asphyxiation.
by BoogerMan January 29, 2024
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granular vaginitis

A military term that signifies someone's pissy attitude being from their time in the sandbox.
"What's wrong with you today Plants?"
"Nothing's wrong with him, he's just got granular vaginitis."
by Redsnowflake March 23, 2010
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Vaginism

when stating something is like a vagina, that is not actually a vagina.
"This salad tastes like pussy" this is a vaginism
by letusfuck November 13, 2011
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