Up the Junction

I never thought it would happen
With me and the girl from Clapham
Out on the windy common
That night I ain't forgotten
When she dealt out the rations
With some or other passions
I said "you are a lady"
"Perhaps" she said. "I may be"

We moved in to a basement
With thoughts of our engagement
We stayed in by the telly
Although the room was smelly
We spent our time just kissing
The Railway Arms we're missing
But love had got us hooked up
And all our time it took up

I got a job with Stanley
He said I'd come in handy
And started me on Monday
So I had a bath on Sunday
I worked eleven hours
And bought the girl some flowers
She said she'd seen a doctor
And nothing now could stop her

I worked all through the winter
The weather brass and bitter
I put away a tenner
Each week to make her better
And when the time was ready
We had to sell the telly
Late evenings by the fire
With little kicks inside her

This morning at four fifty
I took her rather nifty
Down to an incubator
Where thirty minutes later
She gave birth to a daughter
Within a year a walker
She looked just like her mother
If there could be another

And now she's two years older
Her mother's with a soldier
She left me when my drinking
Became a proper stinging
The devil came and took me
From bar to street to bookie
No more nights by the telly
No more nights nappies smelling

Alone here in the kitchen
I feel there's something missing
I'd beg for some forgiveness
But begging's not my business
And she won't write a letter
Although I always tell her
And so it's my assumption
I'm really up the junction

by Death Menace July 23, 2022

up the ass

the best form of batty sex

serge was poundin on his boy friends ass

by jon July 21, 2003

up and down like a pros drawers

Very busy.

Liverpool (UK) slang.

Up and down like a prostitute's panties

I've been at it all day...up and down like a pros drawers

by Albert Stein February 6, 2008

up-island

A derogatory term for any Long Island location west of the Hamptons.

Do we really have to go up-island today? I'd much prefer to sit at my beach house, sip mimosas and order my immigrant day-laborers around.

by F**k the Hamptons October 9, 2009

up the borough

A northerner's code for engaging in anal sex.

She was a bit of a skank who looked like she'd be up for anything so we did a bit of this and that and then I took her up the borough.

by Dirty Fuzz October 28, 2007

Up Town Steam Roller

When you have your girl on the bed naked you drop one on her chest and sit on it and rock back and forth just like a steam roller.

Last night i took a dump on Suzy's chest and gave her an up town steam roller.

by LOKI69 April 24, 2009

Up'ere in dem woods up'ere

Something hicks say to express where the woods are.

Up'ere= over there, up there, underneath. Basically, they use it to show the location of anything.

We was chewin' tobacco and hunting dem deer up'ere in dem woods up'ere.

by tigerontheprowl October 15, 2014