Toilet mining

When you pee in the urinal with ice and it makes a deep, circular hole.

I went toilet mining today and sent a picture to all my friends to show them how deep I got

by bg43 February 21, 2017

Pittsburgh Toilet

A fully-functioning toilet set in a highly visible and public area.

She had to relieve herself, but was terrified of being scrutinized by the others at the party whilst using the Pittsburgh Toilet.

by Spanx D. Mon'quie April 5, 2022

Toilet Monster

The monster that comes out of the poop hole and eats your buttcheek as you set down your phone, for the first time in 30 minutes.

Did you hear about Johnny? I heard he got his buttcheek eaten by the toilet monster.

by TheDefinerOfWords99 March 11, 2015

toilet paper

something you use for sanitary reasons and is really hard to find due to corona

ugh toilet paper is so hard to find because of corona virus

by MasterofDictionarior March 21, 2020

Toilet Tickler

The act of ones genitals being submerged in cold water when one descends onto a toilet seat.

My porcelain throne is a awful toilet tickler. My dick always touching the water.

by Phogoth October 27, 2014

Toilet Oyster

When you walk into a public restroom and find another male's spunk on the toilet. You are immediately in shock and in need of counseling for your new found PTSD.

"Oooooooooooof there's a toilet oyster"

by DigigenderClown January 14, 2019

toilet butter

When one rub shit all over the seat of the toilet and someone sits on it

Some put toilet butter on the seat and I got it on my ass

by ethab April 16, 2015