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towel, please!

A phrase often used by males when they see a very good-looking woman; it refers to the male having an ejaculation.
"Whoa, dude, look at that chick."
"...Holy shit. Towel, please!"
by yahomeboyman March 25, 2008
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Towa Tei

Japanese guy with huge, bug eye glasses that makes music. Commonly known for his contributions to the psychadelic band, Deee-Lite.His music is WAY awesome and does not fit into any genre: too strange to be pop, not repetetive enough to be techno, too Carribean-ized and American-ized to be called Jpop, though he has made some tight J-pop like tracks before. He sometimes gets together with phat rappers like Biz Markie and Mos Def. His music tracks are utterly awesome and each album is a work of art.
"I'm going to buy 'Sound Museum', an album by Towa Tei".
by nikkan_hanil December 11, 2003
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Slam town

I'm gonna take that bitch to Slam town tonight.

You wanna hit up Slam town with me baby?

Come on over, I live just up the street in Slam town.

Lets fuckin charge it to Slam town.
by 10duece November 29, 2007
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Milky Beach Towel

When a girl lactates during intercourse and then the fluids are cleaned up with a beach towel.
Guy 1: hey, ur mom gave me a milky beach towel
Guy 2: whats that?
Guy 1: look it up on urban dictionary
by Seafood Kitchen March 23, 2007
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painting the town brown

Noun; An absurdly filthy shit that mars the porcelain of a toilet bowl even after numerous flushes. This otherworldly stain usually appears in brown, but on occasion can have a cosmic quality of translucence. One who does the painting of the town in brown is often omnipotent in the realm of filthiness
"Yo, what the fuck? When Harper was in the bathroom he must have been painting the town brown. I threw up roast beef all over myself just looking at how bad he rocked the bowl."
by Jon Beech September 14, 2008
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Townie/chav

Townies and Chavs are often seen hanging round in groups of 2-25. You rarely see a chav or townie alone, he/she will travel in a "gang". Words these people like to use are "Yo, innit, brap, blud, blad, safe, wot, ooo no, ah, ohrite" etc. The typical female wears tracksuits, things enblazened with glitter and "diamonds", giant hoop earrings, white/black trainers taht are usually Nike, Adidas or Reebok. You will sometimes see a female townie hanging round with the other chavs or townies and just generally hanging outside chip shops across the UK. These girls will usually wear their hair completely flat with hair gels, sprays etc. and will have it in a side-ponytail.
The male will wear tracksuits (Adidas, Nike, Reebok, Lacoste), a baseball cap that matches the tracksuit and trainers that match too. Their head can be shaven with a weird pattern on the side. He will also wear lots of "bling" (gold chains, watches, earring etc. but the gold is usually fake)
Both males and females will carry round mobile phones, playing loud chav/townie music (usually some dance music, or hip-hop or R&B). They will sit at the back of the bus annoying people by talking loudly, playing loud music, shouting at people and pratting about.
Chavs/townies come usually in ages 3-30.
A female chav is called a Chavette
A male is called a chav
A child 10 and under is a mini-chav
A baby aged 3 months-1 year is a chavlet.
Chavs and townies love to wear burberry, sports brands,etc.
PS
Chavettes will sometimes be pregnant at the age of 16-18
Chavs will be seen in bushes smoking/doing drugs
Or round play areas looking "hard"
Ali G
Vicky Pollard from Little Britain are townie/chav
by TickTockItsARock January 13, 2008
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chi-town sprinkler

this is when you sit in a stall in the mens room until some guy goes in next to you. You then wait until the man has completely lowered his trousers and is in the process of blastin his dukey. You then proceed to stand on the toilet (if possible), lower your pants, and let out a pisser over the stall wall and onto the man next to you. Then zip up and run like a motherfucker!!!!!!!!!

This can also be done with two people on either side of the man, both in on the joke. Sometimes called a chi-town super sprinkler
Me and Daniel gave our teacher a chi-town sprinkler while he was on the john. He never found out!!!!!!
by ridinwitdubs September 1, 2008
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