buffing me vampire slayer

the act of male masturbation

now me girlfriend has left me, I find I am spending a lot more time buffing me vampire slayer

by Jaki J September 28, 2005

9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady

9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady, also know as Lady Dimitrescu is the sexiest thing you will ever see, upon meeting her ask for her to sit on you she will most likely decline and hang you up on a meat hook but it is worth a try. If your name is a mixture of Mark and Multiplier 9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady will not legally be able to eat you but will love you

I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO SIT ON ME
I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO SLICE ME TO RIBBONS
I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO EAT MY MANTHING

by AppleBeesJuiceDispenser May 24, 2021

dolphin and vampire spending time together

Also know as "bonding" is when a dolphin and a vampire spend time together and occasionally are affectionate while doing so.

Ex: dolphin and vampire spending time together ~ Anailis and pinto spend time together

by Yummyvampire November 25, 2013

big tiddy tall vampire lady

Lady Dimitrescu, or Alcina Dimitrescu. A 9'6 tall vampire character that appears in Resident Evil: Village.

human 1: oh shit look at that!
human 2: what?
human 1: it's big tiddy tall vampire lady cardboard cut out!

by Skellly June 1, 2021

only real vampires can pass this test (tiktok)

You really think that shit would work? Dumbass, it doesn't. Who even believes in vampires?

"only real vampires can pass this test (tiktok)"
"hah, that shit aint gonna work"

by Yourskoliosexualqueen December 2, 2021

Furniture Vampire

Sucks up all your time asking pointless question and also never purchases furniture.

Susan helpped out one of the worse Furniture Vampires because she spend 4 hours with them and they decided they wouldn't buy the sofa they liked.

by TheFurnitureGal March 27, 2011

Vampire Selfie

A person who does not take a selfie or participate in a group selfie unless invited in

Omg, Stacy is such a vampire selfie person

by RamanFox August 9, 2018