flat tire

Noun

Slang for 'half flaccid penis' or 'incredibly small and useless penis'. This is said to originated with the Tourette's Guy.

You Have a flat tire.

by misterissues June 11, 2009

tire

1/4th (one fourth) of an once of marijuana.

--- 4 tires on a car, one of them is 1/4th

how much does he want for a tire?

by kilo kwali September 14, 2005

Change a tire

To take a bath.

Man I gotta go change a tire.

by Noa Byrne January 7, 2004

tiedman

A roman goddes of poop. Loves it when girls poop on her chest esspecially at Deja Vuu stripclubs. PS I am going to hide in your danger someday.

I gotta go take a tiedman

by Matthew W koresh December 14, 2004

tirada

dirty ragged tired smelly useless

Damn your looking all tirada

by Llcool89 January 30, 2018

Double-Timed

When you like two people at the same time. It could be triple, quadruple, and so on depending on how many people you like. When you're being double-timed, it means someone you like, likes you and another person.

Maria: I'm being double-timed by Alex!

Ashley: What do you mean?

Maria: He likes me and Kellie!

Ashley: Oh, sorry.

by OmgPopx3 September 3, 2012

Inflate your tires

What Barack Obama suggest all Americans do instead of allowing for more oil drilling.

"There are things you can do individually, though, to save energy," Obama said. "Making sure your tires are properly inflated – simple thing. But we could save all the oil that they're talking about getting off drilling – if everybody was just inflating their tires? And getting regular tune-ups? You'd actually save just as much!"

Inflate your tires - the Messiah at work!

by Personal Responsibility via FR September 28, 2008