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wesley finn tucker

Friend: OMG HE IS SO WESLEY FINN TUCKER
Other friend: I KNOW RIGHT!!
by Hottest man on the planet March 2, 2017
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Portland choad tickler

A specifically engineered sex toy for use in the rectum. It specifically is constructed to mimic a standard butt plug with the addition of an authentic raccoon tail affixed to the non business end. Midwestern in origin, the original idea of using a sex toy with an attached fur bearer tail came from the bowels of Portland Oregon's passive-agressive underground swinger scene
Hipster 1: Hey, what's the new rage in kinky shit?
Hipster 2: I prefer a Portland choad tickler, especially with a cup of stumptown coffee and a voodoo doughnut.
by Theragingidiot May 18, 2021
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texas butt-hole tickler

a move where when you fuck a girl and stick your finger in her bum and wiggle your dick is called the texas butthole tickler
damn man i really gave that girl the texas butt-hole tickler
by fuckboyfrancis March 12, 2022
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The Golden Ticket

Information about someone that is so deadly that it could ruin their life. Most commonly used to flame or embarrassing someone.
Christian, stop being a prick or I’ll whip out the golden ticket.
by ChillyChad May 21, 2022
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Florida Man Tongue Tickler

This act must occur with a group of 3 Floridian men. Florida man 1 defecates onto Florida man 2’s head and smears it in. Florida man 3 then rubs his head onto Florida man 2’s head, sharing the fecal matter. Florida man 1 and Florida man 2 begin intercourse with Florida man 2 on top, dripping the feces onto Florida man 1’s face. While that is occurring, Florida man 3 slices three thin slices of Brie. Florida men 1 and 2 separate before either of them can ejaculate. All three Florida men sit in a circle completely naked criss-cross applesauce. Each Florida man then places a slice of Brie around their own schlong. The Florida men then all lean over to give the next person in their Daisy chain a blowjob. After each Florida man gets the next in the circle to ejaculate, that Florida man sits up, his mouth dripping from ejaculation and Brie, leaves it in his mouth. After every Florida man is finished, Florida man 1 and 2 take turns making out with Florida man 3, sharing all of the cum and Brie among each other. At the very end, all 3 Florida men swallow the ejaculation and Brie mix, help each other get clothed again, walk away, and act like nothing ever happened.
The homies and I had a great weekend, we even did the Florida Man Tongue Tickler.”
by lairec ocx July 16, 2022
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Rubbing my tinker

when you are really confused and you are trying to figure out something, but your friends are being assholes about it.
Hmmmmmmmm..... I can't quite figure that out. I am Rubbing my tinker.
by Kungfoofish March 19, 2023
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Ohio Butthole Tickler

The ohio butthole tickler , is a strong black man in ohio. When he finds his prey, He absolutely obliterates your asshole by tickling it non-stop, When he eats your shit, he can tell if its blaze or non-blaze. If its blaze you will have to play genshin impact, watch furries, gacha heat, and you will have a lack of father and mother figure.
The ohio butthole tickler , is a strong black man in ohio. When he finds his prey, He absolutely obliterates your asshole by tickling it non-stop, When he eats your shit, he can tell if its blaze or non-blaze. If its blaze you will have to play genshin impact, watch furries, gacha heat, and you will have a lack of father and mother figure so be careful in ohio.
by Bl00dyc2t June 22, 2023
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