checkpoint farmer

Weirdo that farms cps and think that they’re good and try to ego people.

That checkpoint farmer is ass

by SoSIlx September 5, 2021

Farmer's Wife

The act of harvesting a fresh ear of corn from a field or garden, schucking it, then fucking your partner with it.

The other day when my wife and I went to the store we passed a corn field. I immediately pulled over and gave her the ole Farmer's Wife!

by BadDaddy88 September 7, 2021

Farmer

In the US a farmer is generally a white person who tills the land that was stolen from indigenous people at gun point and through various coercive treaties which were never honored by the US Government. Farmers claim to not be racist but will embarrass themselves whenever asked why all local farmers are white.

Farmer “I love this land. My family has farmed here for generations!”

Non-farmer “Bro, you’re farming on Native land.”

by Izumrud September 17, 2021

farmer bread

A human or being that’s from or is a landowning truck driving mullet having country being that is in a suburban neighborhood .

Tanner’s always working on his truck rather than going golfing with us. He’s farmer bread for sure

by weenygenie July 13, 2021

sneaky farmer

Melting butter in your asshole and using corn on the Cob to wipe It out

Nick love it when Toni gives him the sneaky farmer until he has to clean up the melted butter

by Cumguzzler92648 November 28, 2024

Dick Farmers

A couple who only produce offspring of the male variety.

Jane: All my children are boys

Nathan: Your a Dick Farmers

by GibbonLips December 6, 2024

Dick Farmers

A couple who only produce offspring of the male variety.

Jane: All my children are boys

Nathan: Your a Dick Farmers

by GibbonLips December 6, 2024