Simon Petrikov

A guy who bought a crown that ruined his life and caused him to go insane for over 1000 years while his fiancée became goddess of chaos for him to regain his sanity.

"Simon Petrikov is a sad old man and I love him at an unhealthy level."

by rosellias January 13, 2024

Simon

Someone who likes it up the ass and has a lot of dildos laying around. Someone who is not afraid to tickle your pickle and loves the color rainbow.

Look at Simon over there, shoving a dildo up his ass.

by BaklaBills February 21, 2022

Simon

Hi mahal, wala lang gawa gawa ko lang to kasi trip ko lang pero totoo yung sinasabe ko HAHAHAH anyways takecare yourself and sana umabot tayo sa years, trust me abot yan. Never tayo mag b-break huh >:c hmp i love you mwa

Simon is the greatest guy I ever met.

by pearllovesyousomuch March 12, 2022

Simon's Autowall

Natürliche Feinde: Leitern

ahaha

Simon's Autowall

fuck

by cim1337 April 4, 2020

Kent Simon

Someone who is a Kent and also a Simon

Kent Simon is an alpha chad

by KSKSKSKSKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS January 5, 2021

Simon lynch

Pub owner from Deeping

Used to be a chef

Simon Lynch serves beer

by anonymous July 26, 2024

Simon Rippe

Was für ein G!
Schäm dich wenn du nicht Simon Rippe bist

Penis Durchschnitt:
1,5m

Simon Rippe ist so ein G

by Jejejejs November 24, 2021