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shit hits the fan

When something you've been trying to cover up goes public.
The shit's hit the fan! They found the bug in the DA's office!
shit hits the fan by Moore August 1, 2004

Shit of the day

A the crappy stuff you have to go through during the day. Some have to more than others.
He all have to cope with the shit of the day.
Shit of the day by Judge dredd7 November 13, 2011

Shit in the Dick 

When you doing anal and she forgets to wipe her ass and shit goes into your dick
"Ahh shit man!" Says A
"What happened man?" Says B
"I got Shit in the Dick!"
Shit in the Dick by Nemsisxd January 27, 2018

Someone Shit on the Coats! 

A PERSONAL way to be remembered.
At a party, someone sooner or later will say "Someone Shit on the Coats"
No one but YOU will know what went on. Once you say, ... "what?" BOOM! you're like a PHANTOM! you've dissapeared!

-Greatest bit from Dane Cook
"Someone Shit on the Coats!"
or
"I THINK someone shit on the coats"

cat shit in the mouth 

The taste in your mouth when you wake up if you neglect to brush your teeth the previous night/day. Usually occurs from a night of heavy alcohol consumption. It can also have the feel and density of overly-sweetened honey.
Drinker 1: Man I have this horrible taste in my mouth.

Drinker 2: Dude you drank a lot last night and just passed out on the couch. You've got cat shit in the mouth.
cat shit in the mouth by ajgenard September 11, 2009

Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck 

(adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.
"Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck."