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Cunt

1- Vagina
2- Someone you love as much as your favorite vagina
3- any individual of any gender who is temporarily acting like or forever destined to be an unreasonable, over-aggressive, arrogant, authoritarian, fascist who would secretly love to devour your soul if you ever used the word, "cunt" to accurately describe their raging irrationality
4- UrbanDictionary.com submission editors

Like, "fuck," cunt can only be defined by the context in which it is placed and never by some fuzzy cunt's subjective opinion.
Example 1:

John to his drinking buddy as he ponies up to the bar: "There's my favorite fucking cunt!"
Paul in response: "I'll be your cunt-brother from another mother until the day I day, my good man!"

Example 2:

Barbara to her lesbian lover in the throes of passion: Bump my cunt! Bump my cunt!

Example 3:

Nancy to her lesbian lover after a long day at work: I can't wait to smother your cunt tonight!
Sally: Listen, bitch, until you start washing the dishes, my cunt is off limits.

Example 4:

Liz to her best friend she hasn't seen in a year: Oh my god! How you been, girlfriend?!?! I missed your crazy-stupid, cunt-ass!
Tina in joyful response: Oh, honey! You're my favorite cunt in the World!

Example 5:

Sally: Did you see John run up to that peaceful protester with a pro-Trump sign and punch the dude in the mouth?
Jane: I did! He's such a fucking cunt!
by trollwarsclub July 7, 2017
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cunt

Example: i will stick this dick up your cunt ohohohohohohohohohohohohohoh yeah
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Cunt

In Australia, this word is a subject,noun,verb, adjective,or object.
"Hey cunt, do you have some chocolate?"
"There's the cunt box over there, take it yeah cunt."
by Readforonce August 24, 2020
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Cunt

Can't
Understand
Normal
Thanking
By a definition of a "cunt" is a A woman that can't understand normal thinking
by Swayside JJ January 3, 2017
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cunt

For example, when Mary Austin got rid of all the fan signs, messages, flowers, etc in front of Garden Lodge (that were there for Freddie) because her home was being “defaced”. This makes her a cunt.

Mary Austin is a cunt.
(not to be confused with Lucy Boynton who is just an actress and is wonderful.)
by misterf4hrenheit April 21, 2019
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Cunt

Fat sket with burger nipples and spots for days
by FlyingSexSnakesUnite July 15, 2015
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cunt

One of the older words in the English language, not to mention one of the dirtier ones. It refers to a woman's nether regions, and many a red-light district in merry old England had street names that included this word.
Did you know that there used to be bordellos on Grope Cunt Lane? Like, in the Middle Ages or something.
by Nudnikdude October 21, 2015
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