weed tea

When one cuts the top of a tea bag off, puts finely broken marijuana nuggets (break up very thoroughly, near shake for best results. Also, don't put some amount of a one hitter bowl in, that will do nothing, be generous for best results. If you feel the need to, you can put the stems and seeds in, although I don't) in the emptied out tea bag, then folds the top down and staples it to make sure no weed gets out and puts it in one's favorite tea/coffee cup. Whilst doing this, boil water as hot as possible for best results, then pour it into the cup with the weed tea bag in it. Quickly put a plate over the top of the cup to keep the steam in (the weed needs to be in the hottest water possible for a long time to get as much THC out as possible). Remove the plate after 10-15 minutes. Let chill for 5 minutes. Add honey or milk, or lemon juice, or simply drink plain. Then after drinking all of it, smoke a bowl of the weed in the tea bag, and you will be succesfully baked. Now enjoy your "green" tea!
oh god, after drinking that weed tea and smoking that bowl from the tea bag, I'm fucking obliterated.
by jamesyy. September 06, 2007
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Kresh Tea

A alcoholic drink comprised of jack daniels, grey goose, and fireball. The drink is poured into a tea cup and drank as a shot.
we drank Kresh Tea until we vomited on the police officer trying to arrest us. I gave a girl Kresh tea then she was giving that pussy away like it was going out of style
by poop pope May 22, 2010
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steep the tea

When sitting at the toilet, your balls hang down and dip into the toilet water, much like a tea bag into a tea cup.
Dude, they have one of those round toilets and I accidentally steeped the tea.

Bro, Never steep the tea!
by ZWSD January 26, 2014
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Italian Tea

A cup of piss. Served to haze new recruits in gangs
by JayDee3d October 17, 2019
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tea job

When drinking and enjoying a nice cup of tea. Take a sip and keep the heat in your mouth then give your partner a blow job. The hot sensation classes this as a 'tea job'
I gave him a tea job last night
by Heypolly April 13, 2015
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urban tea

The creator of hit dance video "Clubbin Techniques 101" where he teaches dance movements for guys to hit up on girls. The moves include The Fatality, low back pain, severe low back pain , blue 52, ground beef and the missionary.

www.clubbintechniques101.com
Damn!! Did you see urban tea? It was really him tonite at the clubs!
by pete168 March 08, 2010
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Tea drinker

Another word for someone who guzzles cum
Luke: I think I want some tea instead of coffee

Tyler: So in other words, you like to guzzle cum. Fucking tea drinker
by DarkCoffee July 15, 2021
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