Horny Mouth

When you want a dick inside your mouth. You crave something phallic inside your mouth.

He lowered her horny mouth onto his dick.

She longer for his dick inside her horny mouth.

by Hornymouth July 3, 2019

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Horny Sadness

The feeling of sadness whilst horny

The sadness feeling lonely while horny

I was feeling immense horny sadness because I couldn't get in a relationship.

by The Dic-tionary March 6, 2022

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Come home from work one day wearing nothing but a cloak and holding a empty sandbag. Proceed to walk up behind your girlfriend / partner and frantically place the bag over there head yelling “we’re going an adventure” drag them into the back of your car (a 4x 4 is recommended or Ute) drive them through the local hills or bumpy outback then remove the sandbag from the head, then place your butthole on there face and yell out “behold the ring of Mordor”. Works well with lord of the rings soundtrack. Can also substitute with the catch phrases “the beacons are lit” or “ Gondor calls for aids”

Hey babe I’d love to watch lord of the rings with you tonight, I’m feeling a {horny Frodo} moment.

I’d love that bill!

by DevilledAssPrawn October 25, 2018

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Horny Donut

Put a donut in the males ass and then have the women proceed with eating it out. Eliminating any crumbs from the anus.

The man loved the horny donut his girlfriend gave him on a wonderful Saturday morning.

by dirty monkey March 31, 2015

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Horny Maker

Someone Especially if their name is (Dale) who can make you super horny . The word horny maker is to be used in a high pitched voice preferably yelling it "HORNY MAKER!!!"

Show me your horny maker!!!!

by Drooke11 February 9, 2021

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