A person who doesn't eat red meat. He may eat any other kinds of meat, but in Texas, real meat is red, so chickens, fish, and their ilk must be some kinda vegetable.
"What kind of food should I make if Mary's coming?"
"Anything but red meat - she's a Texas Vegetarian."
"Anything but red meat - she's a Texas Vegetarian."
by ClimbingTheLog December 26, 2007
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caleb: where do you masterbate chris
chris: in your mom
caleb: hows that possible
chris: I just texas trouser her
chris: in your mom
caleb: hows that possible
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by Juicy Pelvis July 7, 2010
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Beth: Joshua is MINE.
Jackie: Shut up bitch! He’s MINE!!
Beth: alright fine, let’s play The Texas Throne challenge. Whoever wins gets to have Joshua!
Jackie: Fine!!
Jackie: Shut up bitch! He’s MINE!!
Beth: alright fine, let’s play The Texas Throne challenge. Whoever wins gets to have Joshua!
Jackie: Fine!!
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