Tennessee Turkey Baster

The act of aborting a baby with a turkey baster. It's the cheapest method of extracting an unwanted fetus and was named after the state that founded this act.(Commonly known as T.T.B.)

Debra:"Skeeter used saran wrap again instead of a condom last night... I think I might be pregnant!"

Alice: "Well, i have an old turkey baster, so we can suck that bastard right out!"

Debra: "You know i always gopher(go for) that ol' Tennessee Turkey Baster, I hated myself as a kid, so how could i raise one??"

by Lysergic4Lyfe April 18, 2014

Tenderloyne

Complete bafoon. Ass hole. And he sucks dick for free

You fucking tenderloyne

by The_Master_Blaster July 4, 2014

tanner pickens

A Tanner Pickens is the most awesome person you will ever meet. He is the funniest, coolest, most popular, nicest, amazing, fit, sexy guy you know. Everybody loves a Tanner Pickens.

David: Man that knew guy looks like he could be a tanner Pickens.

by Handlepseudonymbeastmodeawsauc July 28, 2014

tennessee tossie roll

The act of anal penetration when the male is flaccid. While the female is excrementing

Jhon was too drunk to get hard so his only choice was to give Lucy a Tennessee tossie roll.

by Black biscuits November 22, 2015

tanner golden

A very awkward guy that can make any situation into a even more awkward situation. He knows a lot about computers but doesn't know how to talk to a girl still at the age of 16.

Dang thats a Tanner Golden when i see one

by DementedLion November 24, 2016

Tennessee Skype Toot

The act of one answering a skype call and releasing a loud and thunderous fart into the mic, then hangs up the call. This results in over the web pink eye.

I just have gotten pink eye from the Tennessee Skype Toot!

by Carl Weiner March 29, 2017

tenderman

Someone who is very cool and is a g

Max is sucha tenderman

by Dillondoodle April 2, 2017