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Spanish Teacher 

noun: a person who preaches the teachings of a Johnny Spanish. All spanish was written back in the day when Johnny Spanish decided to put his thoughts on paper. Johnny Spanish is the guy that deserves the blame for all of the messed up irregular verbs and in fact Johnny Spanish is the creator of the spanish language.

Also see Spanish Teacher and Fish Taco
Class, I do not know why the future tense verb stems are messed up like that. As your Spanish teacher, I must teach you the truth. The verbs are messed up because when Johnny Spanish decided to write the Spanish language, he wanted them that way. That Johnny Spanish....
Spanish Teacher by Michael Weber October 10, 2005
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pregnant teacher

when your teacher is happily married, young and wants a family, one night she an her husband lay down and make love, and then the women gets pregnant
my teacher is pregnant! she is a pregnant teacher
pregnant teacher by hush ok March 4, 2022

pe teacher

The guy/girl who is either a complete idiot, a complete savage, a complete redneck, a complete country boy, or a complete ratchet. Wears the newest skecher 12s, or has the most expensive nike shoes and wears a different pair each day of the week. Depends if hes a hoodlum or not.
guy 1: dude im getting such a boner to our hot pe teacher right now.
guy 2: i am too, but im getting most of it from her shoes. I'd cum all over em.
guy 1: yeah dude, totally radical.

piano teacher 

the person that, when you are late or did not practice slams the cover of the piano down on your fingers when you start to play.
The piano teacher was not happy with my performance this week. OUCH!!!

tourism teacher 

an ignorant individual who has no mind for learning and has reduced themselves to the lowest form of teaching within an already poor education system. Male tourism teachers often seem to have very feminine voices, as well as little personality and low sexual standards.
tourism teacher by Mr.Woo222 September 27, 2006

evil english teacher 

the english teacher that constantly gives you homework, and one that you really think is a lesbian O.o She is also the reason you are on urban dictionary in the first place. And right now she is giving me a death stare
Person 1: What subject do you have next?
Person 2: English * -.- *
Person 1: Oh Crap, and you have that evil english teacher too
Person 2: I swear she is a lesbian
Person 1: I know, Oh well, time to look up and/or write definitions on urban dictionary.

Supply Teacher 

A Teacher that is called in because your normal teacher is either sick or cannot physically put up with your class today. A Supply Teacher is a person who you can get away with things around, like:
-Sitting with your friends in class and not in your designated seat
-Talking
-Not doing work

However there are some Supply Teachers that come prepared, printing out your seating plan and making worksheets. Beware these Supply Teachers, there is no way to double cross them.
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Supply Teacher
Supply Teacher by fpurplecat March 16, 2018