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tuna slammin sam

A sexy smart female by the name of sam who performs a wrestling move known as the tuna slammer. She will throw the opponent to the ground then stick her tuna in the opponents face. The individual will have a rocking body,blonde hair, known to be very intelligent and as well very funny.
the wrestler just performed the tuna slammin sam
by fred11111111111111111111111 October 29, 2011
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collard greens and tuna

"Hey Rebecca what is that smell, damn?" "Your neighbor musta brought collard greens and tuna."
by crazycatlady75 April 21, 2009
mugGet the collard greens and tunamug.

Emp O Tuna

A strange breed of halfman-halffur he resides in a freezing flesh village on the outskirts of what used to be a thriving nudist colony.

When going into battle with other fleshpods you may hear several calls of battle, one of the most common is, "NUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111"

This has become an anthem of many people, especially the Chewy Nudists of Oshwa. Who you will hear rooting for their hockey team going, "NUUUUUNNNNNNPIIIIIIIILEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!11111"

Many attempts at communcation with the Emp O Tuna have taken place the all end up something like this though: AALFK:DSLFJKGHTHTYYFSDFHLGHHGGHLSDLFKJGGGHHTTYTOUOWIEURYTYH !!!!

Several years ago all attempts at communication ceased.

A person who is like the Emp O Tuna is said to be a thoughtful asshole, a tolerant bigot, a person who understands things, but is often a dumbass. When the words "SELF-PWNAGE!" are used they usually refer to tuna. But it is no worry, he shrugs them off and pwns the person back with a flurry of insults stamped by the immortal END-NO ERASIES lockdown.

If you encounter the Emp O Tuna in the wild WATCH OUT! DANJAH DANJAH DANJAH! He is a master of the Erasie-Fu.
Tuna: AFDFFDEEJ:LK:HFHGHGH!
by Styffy April 7, 2004
mugGet the Emp O Tunamug.

Tuna Chunk Dunk

The act of imbedding your dick in a funky old cunt.
This chick must not have showered for 3 days so it was one funky tuna chunk dunk.

I gave that chick one hard tuna chunk dunk.
by Weezer2 October 24, 2007
mugGet the Tuna Chunk Dunkmug.

A nut for a jar of tuna

Meaning that something is a bad trade or a bad option, spelled backwards is "a nut for a jar of tuna" which can be used for a mind-blowing fact.
Person 1: That new purse in stores is 690¥! Will you but it?
Person 2: Ha! No way! That's like trading a nut for a jar of tuna!
by Neko-Miku-Chan May 25, 2016
mugGet the A nut for a jar of tunamug.

Tuna Noodle Casserole

When you think a chick is not hygienic in the nether region.
Should not be performed on women over 40... not cool.
Use caution. An exaggerated 'Cough' should cover for you.
Also, you may use words like, "Albacore!" Cough~
-or- "Parmesan Fish!" Cough~
You see a chick that doesn't looks like she takes care of herself and yell, "Tuna Noodle Casserole!"
Do not look them in the eye!
by CaptainCrook1 October 17, 2012
mugGet the Tuna Noodle Casserolemug.

Spicy Tuna Roll

When a female farts and queefs simultaneously while performing a summersault.

It is also possible to spicy tuna roll while dismounting from a sexual position.
Hank: Dude, I was banging out this chick last night and she gave me a spicy tuna roll when she was done.

Stephany: That's gross.
by BEJ0124 December 8, 2011
mugGet the Spicy Tuna Rollmug.

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