troll mercenary

.....a troll mercenary is sumone who goes at a troll to defend a stance on an issue.....a paid troll ....
....wow...did yu see adam go at that troll.....adam is a real troll mercenary ......my mom supports his troll mission.....
by troll akbar May 14, 2016
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Jello Troll

An elementary school lunch lady who is stingy with the dessert portions.
"Ms. Brenda loaded me up with them green beans but only gave me a tiny slice of cake. She is such a jello troll."
by Morty Nickels 2.0 February 21, 2019
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Method Trolling

A technique of trolling in which a troll aspires to complete emotional identification with a part, based on the system evolved by Stanislavsky and brought into prominence in the US in the early 2000's. Method trolling was developed in online environments such as YouTube, 4chan, reddit and earlier websites such as Newgrounds and Funnyjunk. Though the terminology itself was first coined in a set of steam messages on September 18, 2020 by online user Hobo (vista california).
"just make yourself really believe that I'm moving in next week even though i'm not and act how you would if i really was. method trolling"
by WeepingMushroom September 19, 2020
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Grog troll

A loud, moderately unattractive woman who thinks she owns the bar because she's slept with a number of bouncers/bartenders. Named for creatures that frequent the Grog House in Gainesville, FL, but is applicable to any obnoxious drunk woman who you'd like to smack but you know would beat your civilized ass in a fight.
I went out looking for some strange, but the bar was full of nothing but Grog trolls. I'd rather masturbate with sand paper.
by mariangelalala November 13, 2011
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Infinite Troll

A situation in which two trolls accidentally troll each other resulting in an everlasting face off where there is no clear troll and trollee. Even when it is conceded that an 'Infinite Troll' has occurred, often the trolls will still troll each other arguing over who realised the other was a troll first. It can become quite dangerous at times and has even been outlawed in some countries. All of which don't exist.

Can often be referred to as a 'Troll paradox'.
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by evergar September 11, 2011
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rum troll

phrase to describe someone who is rough, or dresses roughly. Doesn't seem to appear in dialects outside Cheshire, North West England.
1) Mum: are you going out like that??
Daughter: yeh, why?
Mum: you look like a right rum troll.

2) She's a right rum troll.
by the real Cheshire Cat June 29, 2010
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Troll-anche

A natural occurrence of idiocracy.

A metaphorical mass of "pwnage" falling rapidly down any form of group communication (e.g. forum, blog, wall post, conversation, etc.) directed at a single person or group resulting in them being buried beneath the trolling of their pride, credibility, intellect or any other interpretation of their social worth based on reputation, education or lack thereof.
Person 1: Power-lifting and Strongman events are real workouts, CrossFit is just an easy way of getting injured.

Person 2: Oh you think so, why don't you come try a workout at the CrossFit gym with "us" today?

Person 1: You don't even know how hard I kill it in the gym everyday.

Person 2: First off why are you avoiding my workout invitation?

Person 3: You can't go talking down about something you have no idea about, when you haven't even tried it; plus I'm sure that if I went to the gym with you I could do everything you do in relation to our weight and weight being lifted.

Person 4: Did this guy just go from speaking in generalities, quantitative data, to rebutting with his qualitative experiences because he has no empirical data to back his shit it up?

Person 5: I think person 1 just got "Troll-anched"
by www.xenfi.com March 13, 2013
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