toilet talking

The act of participating and/or initiating conversation when using the toilet.

If you walk into a club's bathroom and listen to all the intoxicated conversation, this is a form of toilet talking.

Akin to pillow talk, we are now taking the pillow to the toilet.

Jerry forgot to bring the paper into the toilet for his routine coffee, cigarette, poop & read. So he called Elaine instead of reading. Jerry and Elaine are now actively toilet talking.

Jerry and Elaine are having some pillow talk after some "this and that", Elaine wanted a shower and Jerry had to use the bathroom as well. They casually brought the conversation into the toilet. They are now pillow talking in the toilet; Toilet Talking.

by DigitalTeaShirt July 7, 2016

Toilet Stalker

The awkward situation where you are taking a shit, when some nigga walks into the cubicle next you. When you flush the toilet and hope to remain anonymous the nigga follows you out as well. which calls for awkward staring and disgusting smells.

Guy: "Dang I was shittin and some nigga decided to be a Toilet Stalker"
Your Bro: "Man I'd punch him out, thats annoying."

by 001girl September 26, 2015

Toilet Man

a mentally ill man with scoliosis and a thirst for blood. Looks like a toilet.

Person 1: Have you heard the toilet man rumor?
Person 2: yeah, he's hot

by Plxmyaa December 4, 2020

Toilet Tag

The marks one gets on one's butt after spending a long period of time on the toilet, usually scrolling through social media and/or looking at memes.

My boyfriend just asked for nudes but i'm TOILET TAGGED. I never learn, do I?

by IDK this needed to be a thing February 16, 2017

Toilet Monster

The monster that comes out of the poop hole and eats your buttcheek as you set down your phone, for the first time in 30 minutes.

Did you hear about Johnny? I heard he got his buttcheek eaten by the toilet monster.

by TheDefinerOfWords99 March 11, 2015

toilet paper

something you use for sanitary reasons and is really hard to find due to corona

ugh toilet paper is so hard to find because of corona virus

by MasterofDictionarior March 21, 2020

Pittsburgh Toilet

A fully-functioning toilet set in a highly visible and public area.

She had to relieve herself, but was terrified of being scrutinized by the others at the party whilst using the Pittsburgh Toilet.

by Spanx D. Mon'quie April 5, 2022