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Spider monkey position

when you have your woman grip the doorframe with her fingers and toes while you hand from a pull up bar located above said door. Then wrap your keys around her waist and proceed to thrust
We tried so new stuff bro. She was begging for the spider monkey position
by Bodybaby August 21, 2025
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Position

Position is like what position you like in bed (making sexual intercourse), also a term used in league of legends as in what position do you play?
Girl: What position do you want to fvck in tonight?

Man: Whatever you like baby...
by Økamii March 2, 2021
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will smith position

1. sex act, to drive your partner round to another man's house and wait outside in the car, while she gets done by multiple guys.

2, cuckolded to drive wife to bull's house letting have sex while will waits outside in the car.
rapper :"hey will where's your wife ?

will" she's inside doing them guys",

rapper:" when will she be back?"

will :"after August".

Rapper" your in the Will Smith Position "
by jaypink April 6, 2022
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cupid position

The act of needed an arrow of love (Cupid's arrow) in order to reach her vagina.
He needed to use the cupid position and use a dildo attached to a pole in order to fuck her. (Cupid's arrow)
by Eve_Fox October 2, 2017
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Positives

Her ass has herpes, I bet she on Meet Positives tryn to get more herpes.
by Myshitiches July 25, 2017
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False Positive ATH

Finding out you do not have the condition of natural Athleticism, through being thoroughly beat in a sport that someone has no foundation of how to play that sport.
Even though Felix has dedicated years to golf he tragically figured out he has False Positive ATH error, when he played a round with Ian Fleckman, who has never played golf before and shot a course record.
by Major King Kong October 19, 2023
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Tested Positive

Having a big dick
Marty tested positive... for having a big dick
by Cheeseconeys October 18, 2022
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