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chaired

mechanism by which the closest inanimate object, usually a chair, is used to adjust attitudes and minimize violents assaults against innocent People of Color perpetrated by racist, entitled, hateful white people who may be in possession of personal property such as pontoon boats
I’m so glad that unprovoked gang assault by those racist white criminals against that innocent dock security guard was thwarted when they all got chaired.
by Lisiunia August 11, 2023
mugGet the chairedmug.

Shotgun Chair

Shotgun seat of a car, a.k.a the passenger seat in the front of a car.

The seat next to the drivers seat, typically known as Shotgun.
Josh yelled to Ben, "I got shotgun chair Shotgun" while running towards the car.

Josh felt like a king because he was riding in the shotgun chair.
by The ManWithThePlan April 15, 2014
mugGet the Shotgun Chairmug.
If Bob Clenedin Express To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles That The Idea Symbol Is A Direcotr Chair One More Time, I will Dedicate My Life To Lance At A Vagina Then Become A Pick Up Artist
If Bob Clenedin Express To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles That The Idea Symbol Is A Direcotr Chair One More Time, I will Dedicate My Life To Lance At A Vagina Then Become A Pick Up Artist
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
mugGet the If Bob Clenedin Express To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles That The Idea Symbol Is A Direcotr Chair One More Time, I will Dedicate My Life To Lance At A Vagina Then Become A Pick Up Artistmug.

Chair booty

When woman booty looks better siting on some kind chair
Damn dude that chick has so much chair booty!

What a chair booty?

Her but looks so much better siting down dude!
by Thatguy9026 July 6, 2017
mugGet the Chair bootymug.

Third Chair

A third chair is a recurring podcast host who doesn’t normally feature on the podcast. So much so that the audience is familiar with their voice popping up in the show.
“Chris Ryan is the best third chair on The Big Picture podcast
by dubsallday August 11, 2023
mugGet the Third Chairmug.

Chair legs

Legs at the bottom of my chair. Also arm rests are just chairs for your arms.
by Xenogenisis February 23, 2020
mugGet the Chair legsmug.

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