Rhode Island handshake

When a Rhode Island woman (or man) reaches over and grabs your crank through your pants. Although this is common at a strip club, it can also happen at dinner, at a sports game, or in a vehicle.

Woman - Hey big guy, care to have a good time while I grab your crotch?

Man - What is this? A Rhode Island handshake?

by Not from around hea' October 1, 2012

Danish handshake

The pursuit of mutual mirth enjoyed by a party of two hetrosexual males, one of whom vigorously stimulates the other participant's reproductive organ.

Climax is defined by a shared hilarity as opposed to the usual shameful orgasmic finale.

"Yeah, the pitch went fine, after some initial friction, I sealed the deal with a Danish handshake, Lol."

by swedishNigel April 14, 2010

Hong Kong Handshake

When a very curious asian man sees a tall white caucasion american man, grabs his junk and evaulates his own self worth.

So my boss was in Hong Kong, and his boss had many drinks (and a tiny penis) asked him how big his junk was. My boss ignored this and kept talking. When he got up from the table, his boss acted like he was going to shake his hand, and then grabbed his junk instead, and said "ooooOOOOO". There you have it, the Hong Kong Handshake.

by NOONELIKESME June 12, 2009

nice firm handshake

a handshake so firm it rips the foreskin

"Hey johnny how'd the interview go?" "Great! except the interviewer didn't take a liking to my nice firm handshake."

by nippleshipple November 21, 2016

Back Alley HandShake

- When a man inserts all five fingers into a hookers ass in a back alley while lifting his hand up and down, like a handshake.

- Did you hear about ol' Randal?
- Yup, he's giving AND getting back alley handshakes.

by Chrisam November 11, 2014

San Fransisco handshake

Slang term for a blowjob. San Fransisco has a reputation for being one large gayborhood, hence the term.

"I heard they were both fired when she was caught giving him a San Fransisco handshake in the stairwell."

by CaptainButtercup August 29, 2009

Three-Way Handshake

n - a gripping and shaking of hands by three individuals, as to symbolize greeting, congratulation, agreement, or farewell. Awkwardly performed when one individual extends their arm forward to intiate the handshake procedure, but two other individuals both assume that they are soley the ones the gesture is performed toward, which results in an overlapping of the two's hands gripping the initial hand.

Guy #1: Sup guys?
Guy #2: Nothing much.
Girl #1: Haven't seen you in a while.
*Guy #1 extends an arm to initaite the handshake procedure*
*Guy #2 and Girl #1 both assume they are being asked for a handshake so they extend their arms overlapping, and firmly grip Guy #1's hand and release after a short skake*
*Guy #1 walks away*
Guy #2: That was awkward.
Girl #1: Did we just do a three-way handshake?

by Gorillafaceoff June 8, 2011