The Urban Dictionary

The Urban Dictionary is the website you are currently on. This website wastes a lot of your time. Like right now. You are reading this definition of The Urban Dictionary instead of doing something productive. So? Why are you still reading this? Go outside or something. Shoo!

HA GOT U! THOUGHT THE DEFINITION WAS OVER! WRONG! Who goes outsidea anymore? I mean im outside as im typing this but who cares. Well, im in a car. Does that count as outside? Can u get jailed for driving someone elses car without permission?

"The Urban Dictionary is a waste of time." - Some Random Guy

The Urban Dictionary by Some Random Guy Online January 13, 2017

The Uh

Something your boss says when he wants to talk to you, but doesn't know what he wants to say quite yet.

"The uh........ hey, did you get your TPS reports done?"

The Uh by Swivel Hips August 4, 2008

the urinater 

A prank pulled when the pranker urinates into the prankee's bong or bubbler smoking piece (or any water-pipe). Then the prankee smokes the pot-piss while the prankers laugh, probably forget about it and smoke it themselves later.

We totally got Chad and those other fags with the urinater last night, haha fags.

the urinater by UrBZzZzZ March 2, 2010

The Ultimate Fleshlight 

When a man fucks a pumpkin through a cut hole, and the inside of the pumpkin is still warm from the candle inside. Many times when a girl goes down on an individual who has done this, their dick tastes like pumpkin pie.

Zac hooked up with this girl the other night after using the ultimate fleshlight, and she really liked the pumpkin pie taste.

The Ultimate Fleshlight by Ms.Fun November 1, 2010

The Uncertain Turd 

The one small turd that remains in your butt and refuses to join it's friends after you've dropped all the other logs into the toilet. No matter how much you push, it pokes out a little, but always goes back in once you stop.

The Uncertain Turd: mama always said, "if all your friends jumped into the toilet bowl, would you jump to?"

The Uncertain Turd by EatMyPubes January 26, 2011

The Upside Down Chewbaca 

When you take someones harry ass, vagina, or penis, flip them around and rub your face all around in there pubes.

I was giving my girlfriend The Upside Down Chewbaca.

The Upside Down Chewbaca by Mikey Mozzarella March 18, 2011

The Umbrellas of Cherbourg 

Something that is believed to be true by the person who is telling a story, but in reality it's an outright fabrication.

Boy 1: Hey, Have you seen Mean Girls 3?
Girl 1: There isn't one.
Boy 2: Are you sure that wasn't a dream?
Boy 1: No! There's a Mean Girls 3!
Girl 2: I think this a bit of a The Umbrellas of Cherbourg moment.

The Umbrellas of Cherbourg by The Buffmeister May 31, 2011