green police

the green police are the police you order to come and arrest people for dumb actions.

some student- "i know the answer."
teacher- "ok whats 2 x 3?"
student- "5?"
somebody yells out GREEN POLICE

"i found a quarter worth 10 cents"
green police

by Wally Kumar April 28, 2008

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Guelph police service

Murdered 5000 people since opening

Madd is contractually supported by Guelph police service and kill children by the 1000s

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022

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SLEEP POLICE

Mysterious forces and powers whose only mission is too sabotage and control the lives of those who refuse to go to sleep for many many days and nights consecutively.

Everything is going wrong for me this week, cars broke, no cash, no way outta here. EVERYONE'S out to get me, its like their a special forces team ordered to wreak havoc on my small stupid world. Let me be Sleep Police I don't need your peace!

by Jack Casper November 30, 2020

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Policing the pussy

Keep tabs on your girl who, what, when, where, why, and how!!!

That fool deuce Girl work at the Bar he’s always out there policing the pussy!

by Bigfoot408 June 13, 2018

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Positivity police

When cognitive dissonance is expressed by dismissing problems and enabling escapism.

Someone who is afraid of confrontation either internal or external.

"can we all just get along and not talk politics?"
Who called the positivity police?

by Dr.Crow February 27, 2023

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