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Doctors

Nah you get the fuck right out of here because you are going to black bag my ass if it isn't public.
Hym "Yeah, no doctors until after. And you see how bad these motherfuckers want to do a Jesus to me? Is it because by rivaling God I have tainted their from now until the end of time?"

Doctors "You won't be-"

Hym "It'll still be there though."

Doctors "You won't be rememb-"

Hym "It'll still be there though."

Doctors "Yo-"

Hym "Yeah, it'll still be there though. I think we all needed this a little bit. A rousing round of blasphemy! Several even! We should make it a holiday or something. And then we could say: 'Every day is blasphemy day.' Right?"
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
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Vibe Doctor

Name for alt-med practitioner, woo woo doctor etc.

Broadly anyone who is a “doctor” but prescribes things based more on “vibes” than any evidence of them working.
Going to the vibe doctor today. The actual ones are too expensive.
by ecrevisse July 17, 2025
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Valentino Rossi (The Doctor)

Also known as "Vale", "Rossi", "VR46", or just "The Doctor (il Dottore in Italian) Valentino is what may consider a GOAT in MotoGP, with 9 titles under his belt, he did pretty well.

Known for his riding skills and domination of the sport, it is debated between fans whether Vale or Marc Marquez are the true GOAT of the sport. Though he is no longer a MotoGP rider and now continues in WEC, his iconic neon (highlighter) yellow and number 46 continues to be seen in the crowds of MotoGP, leaving his mark for the rest of time
Person 1: Hey, do you know Il Dottore?

person 2: Who??

Person 1: Valentino Rossi (the doctor), the GOAT of MotoGP!
by lm10am73vr46mm93 August 14, 2025
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Ritani "Sparta" Doctorate: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ritani "Sparta" Doctorate: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025
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Doctor Vetorkian

Veterinarian who moonlights making house calls to euthanize pets.
We wanted our dog put down in the comfort of his bed, surrounded by family, so I called Doctor Vetorkian.

submitted by lizemerald@aol.com aka WIZARD OF ODDS
by Wizard of Odds February 6, 2025
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Doctor Vetorkian

Veterinarian who moonlights making house calls to euthanize pets.
We wanted our dog put down in the comfort of his bed, surrounded by family, so I called Doctor Vetorkian.

submitted by WIZARD OF ODDS xxx.elizabeth.emerald.xxx@gmail.com / lizemerald@aol.com
by Wizard of Odds February 6, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025
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