What you have to buy and send, usually after December 25, when you receive Christmas Cards from people you'd have crossed off your list because they would not have sent you greetings last year.
by Anthonia January 10, 2008
Get the Missmas Cardsmug. Very similar to a V Card that one surrenders upon loosing ones virginity this is a military term for new recruits who masturbate for the first time while on a military exercise.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
Get the Field Cardmug. by Glad You're Not Here December 20, 2014
Get the cop cardmug. A first play on idiotic libtards, such as when Donald Trump would corner Joey B in the debates, Biden would then use his trusty Biden card to change the subject to something Kamala told him(that he also forgot), while Trump checkmates him first play using his infamous Trump card! It is considered to "Trump" all stupidity but only the most intelligent people such as Trump, Libertarians, and most Republicans know how to use it best!
"Hey bro! I heard someone talking about that terribly horrifying murder weapon the AR-15!" "So I just walk over and pull out my Trump card, all I say is how hands and feet murder more people than all firearms combined murder every year! And every country that has banned guns spiked in murders directly after!"
Leaving the democunt immobilized, not knowing what to say, as the poor snowflake's world had been shattered, turning to pelosi and Comedy News Network for the word of god and wisdom
Leaving the democunt immobilized, not knowing what to say, as the poor snowflake's world had been shattered, turning to pelosi and Comedy News Network for the word of god and wisdom
by Communism is almost here folks March 18, 2021
Get the Trump Cardmug. The act of playing a game of cards on a females back while doing her doggy style. Types of games include but not limited to: klondike, war, go fish, uno, black Jack, 5 card stud or old maid!
Mac: what did you do last night?
Jarvis: yo son, check it. I was doing this gurl doggie style last night and we was drunk as hell!!
Mac: oh yeah how was that?
Jarvis: she wasnt enjoying it as much as me. So to top it off I card-dogged her! Had a wicked game of WAR goin till she jumped up!! Haha!
Mac: wait... you were playing war by yourself??
Jarvis: yo son, check it. I was doing this gurl doggie style last night and we was drunk as hell!!
Mac: oh yeah how was that?
Jarvis: she wasnt enjoying it as much as me. So to top it off I card-dogged her! Had a wicked game of WAR goin till she jumped up!! Haha!
Mac: wait... you were playing war by yourself??
by C-bear84 September 7, 2010
Get the Card-Doggedmug. The first face-up card dealt to each player in Seven Card Stud, often used to determine which player must make a forced bet or "bring it in".
I chose to fold when the player to my right bet after pairing his door card, representing at least a pair of kings.
by Jeff_P May 17, 2006
Get the door cardmug. by AryaIsABadass November 9, 2017
Get the L Cardmug.