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Boof

The stage in which people train to get big brains: small boof, normal boof, big boof, and ultra mega big-brain boof. Lots of brain percentages go into this and anyone who reaches mega big-brain boof is officially named "boof master." They can say sarcastic things to the teacher and they won't even care.
by AbrahamEatMyHam October 21, 2019
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The metaphysical embodiment of a chocolate chip cookie at specifically 11:15AM in the Fordham cafeteria.
by masterboofer October 23, 2019
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When someone is smoking out of a bong and coughs while sucking through the mouth piece. Bong water shoots out of the down stem and gets everywhere.
Damn Jake just boofed tf out of that bowl, theres bong water everywhere.
by biggyjiggs October 25, 2019
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“Bruh you best be passing that boof at lunch.” “Yes sir I am passing that boof.”
by Bthan October 30, 2019
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Booffed it

Where you drop your ball
Fred: oiiii catch
Me: me I dropped the ball. I booffed it
by Dhehdhehehe November 22, 2021
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Boofing

The act of inserting drugs and/or alcohol into one's rectum to obtain a stronger drunk/high and a quicker onset.
"Brett totally perjured himself when he claimed that boofing actually meant farting, in the context of engaging in benign college hijinks with his buddies, not being repeat offending blackout drunk sexual predators after shoving tubes up each other's asses and pouring beer into them.

"Somehow I reached the ripe old age of 46 before learning about the charming practice called 'boofing' courtesy of Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh from "The Party of Family Values."
by Turbokai November 10, 2021
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The act of inserting drugs and/or alcohol into one's rectum to obtain a stronger drunk/high and a quicker onset.
"Brett totally perjured himself when he claimed that boofing actually meant farting, in the context of engaging in benign college hijinks with his buddies, not being repeat offending blackout drunk sexual predators after shoving tubes up each other's asses and pouring beer into them.

"Somehow I reached the ripe old age of 46 before learning about the charming practice called 'boofing' courtesy of Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh from "The Party of Family Values."
by Turbokai November 10, 2021
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