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Humphrey Bone

Some headless guy that is under-rated from BBC Ghosts. Played by Laurence Rickard.

A Tudor Era ghost who had a wife involved with the French Revolution, or some shady drug dealing.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Humphrey Bone is my favourite character in BBC Ghosts.
Person 2: Who was that again?
Person 1: You've got to be kidding me Dave. Seriously?
by NotAWelshMan December 25, 2021
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Bone Knocking

The act of two men knocking together each others erect genitalia for pleasure.
Mike: Whatcha doing this weekend?
Boneknocker: I think I'm going to spend my saturdaying bone knocking with Jim.
Mike: What the hell is bone knocking?
by Rob Boss July 17, 2015
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buffalo bone

v.
to have sexual intercourse with a female in such a way as to make use of all of her parts, analogous to how the Native Americans made use of all the parts of a buffalo after a kill.
by Burt Bannon April 12, 2005
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Big boned

A nice way of saying "You're a Huge Bitch."
Her: All these dresses make me look like i'm Fat.
Me: You're not fat sweetie, just big boned.
by jamica mehorny August 23, 2009
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Romancing the bone

Phrase that refers to a male who is mastubating.
"Call me later, I'm busy romancing the bone at the moment."
by Angelic_Sherry September 22, 2005
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peen bone

I had to stop facing her because I felt a peen bone coming on.
mugGet the peen bonemug.

longest bone

Teacher:Does anyone know the longest bone in your body?

Ass face: MY COCK
by Ima dick you June 4, 2018
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