Bear Job

When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.

I was so horny last night I gave my self a bear job.

by Poop Dillah February 9, 2013

backwards bear

This one is tough, so good luck. It starts out like doggy style, but then the guy turns around and goes butt to butt. You'll probably need a double jointed penis to bend around like that, so if anyone actually accomplishes it uninjured, you win.

"Dude, I pulled a backwards bear on her last night and i think it broke my dick."

by c-pop June 18, 2008

Nacho Bear

1. The best shortest cartoon ever.
2. To pass up a huge bag of sticks and stems for some kush

A:Dude why you ain't get that brick
B:I had to nacho bear it, the shit actually smelled bad not the good bad either

by Mrs.Mr. March 22, 2009

bear-curious

An adjective used to describe someone who is curious about the bear subculture in the gay community.

The bear-curious fellow liked seeing the large, hairy men paw at each other and wondered what it felt like.

by Mr. Nostrils April 26, 2014

Snuggie Bear

1. unbelievable

2. outrageous
3.shocking or ta be shocked.
4. to be so insulted

5. a way of verbalizing ones confusion

The Cop's jus pulled him out his car and beat him, I was like "What the snuggie bear".

this dog jus appeared out of the darkness had me all Snuggie bear an shit.

man we was at the zoo and chillin by the lion exhibit when a alarm went off sayin a lion was missing, i was like oh snuggie bear.

by Rah .A.K.A. Cracajac April 28, 2010

Russian Bear

A person who has a non-standard fetish for weight gain and obesity (Examples include “belly play”, “stuffing” and “bloating”) - similar to feederism.

Russian bear FDE - A Russian Bear who likes to be fed for sexual pleasure
Russian bear FDR - A Russian Bear who likes to feed others for sexual pleasure

Dylan: Have you seen Kam recently? He’s been putting on weight like crazy, he might be a Russian Bear FDE
Max: Might be a possibility

by DK.15 January 19, 2022

Wobby the Bear

wobby the bear; the most amazing bear in the world. Originated from backpacking on Roblox.

do you know wobby the bear?
why, he’s the most amazing bear in the world!

by iamsittingbehindyou9 March 8, 2022