Sextuple Text

The act of texting a person you find sexually attractive six times in a row without getting a text back..generally resulting in you looking lonely, desperate, crazy, or all of the above.

Did you seriously sextuple text Donny, when you already know he isn’t great with communication and has commitment issues?

by _LilBit_ October 15, 2018

redlight texting

The act of texting only at a redlight by the person who is driving the car. Generally accepted as a safer way to text while driving because the driver is less likely to wreck, but they can still maintain communication with other people.

Mom: Kasey, put that phone away, don't you know you're not supposed to text while you're driving?!
Kasey: Mom, it's ok, I'm 18, haven't I at least earned the privilege of redlight texting? I'm not going to wreck.

by CelticFox June 21, 2010

Predictive Text

A little more about it but it is not the same thing that you have done for us in this situation but we have been trying for you and your family and friends are not the same as you can imagine that you are well and you are well and your hugs are very good and I hope you're doing good with your life in life right in the middle and I have to be up to you and Brad for the 4th time this year ago you said you were going on I'm going on a day trip and then I would love you to come and see me when you come back and see you tonight or tomorrow and I'll be ok though and I'll let me see if you can make sure I get it to you later

My predictive text is actually insane

by The_Malight_samorrow October 15, 2021

blinated text

white text with a black highlight over it on a white background

Also, I don't understand why all of your emails are written in blinated text like that.

by Put you are Name here March 19, 2021

Text Palpitation

Noun: Occurs when you're browsing on your phone at night, holding it in close proximity to your face, usually laying in bed- and a next message notifier / banner comes through and scares the living shit out of you, your heart skips a beat and you've had a text palpitation.

Jesus man, that message gave me a text palpitation.

by Rebecca Marco May 26, 2014

Text alarm

When you are extremly tired, but want to still carry out a text conversation with someone who takes a while to respond. so you take a nap, but set your phone to vibrate and put it next to your pillow to wake you when the other person responds.

I was so tired, but still wanted to talk to Chelsea. So I took a power nap and set my text alarm,

by pomboricus May 27, 2011

text-a-mole

someone from your past that pops up out of nowhere, sending you a text message, only to disappear once again and not be heard from for weeks, months or years.

Geez, my old roommate texted me yesterday but now that text-a-mole won't reply back.

by TexasGeoker April 25, 2011