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Pretty switching

when you hit on 1 girl then you go and get up on another girl. like being a player
- you were just hitting on me and 5 mnutes later you're all on that girl, YOU "PRETTY SWITCHING" ASSHOLE
by WIBZZ March 2, 2009
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Switch

A fake possession in sex used by non-homo people who want to feel as if they are part of the alphabet mafia
Hey did you hear sammy is a switch?

yea mean she’s not part of the mafia no more?
by rip me 1847 December 26, 2021
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Throw the switch

Def 1; To do something that is certain to cause your own death. To commit suicide.

Def 2; To start a car, a boat or any other motorvehicle.

Def 3; To suddenly initiate legal action after a long cooling off period.

Def 4; To die, especially suddenly - to throw the dead man switch.
Def 1; Michael threw the switch last night. His sister found him this morning.

Def 2; Time to throw the switch, we gotta get back to Philadelphia in time for the Thanksgiving at my brothers house.

Def 3; I heard Thomas is now getting sent to jail by his ex Trish. Turns out Trish threw the switch on him. He thought he got away with putting up all that revenge porn online. I guess he's screwed now.

Def 4; My old pop threw the switch today. He had a major stroke while cooking dinner with his wife.
by Rubrat November 2, 2022
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flirt switch

The flirt mechanism in a man’s brain
I was talking with this woman last night and my flirt switch was stuck in overdrive!
by sctsnpr April 6, 2022
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switch jerking

When your right arm is worn out from all that jerking off.
My boy Matt needs to start switch jerking, his right arm looks like Hulk.
by Bug daddy pimpmaster flash April 27, 2017
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The Sauceman Switch

The act of pulling out when having intercourse and going down on a female to boost the amount of time before you cum. Also to calm down and switch positions
Yeah bro I almost finished in 5 minutes but I did the Sauceman Switch!”
by MinusculePine48 March 16, 2021
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Lumpy Switch Around

A sex activity where you and your partner/partners form a circle ass up, then a person in the center of the ass circle uses a lumpy cucumber to fuck a person of their choice. Then the two people swap places and the new person in the center gets to choose who to fuck with the lumpy cucumber.
Yeah i had a good weekend. Me and the boys had a lumpy switch around on saturday so i spent all sunday cleaning up.
by NotNotGeno January 11, 2021
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