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Dutch stroke

Another man grabs a wrist of a man while another man does the same and strokes you so it’s not gay because they’re not touching you.
Paul let me hold your wrist while you hold mine and move my shaft up and down with my hand . This is called the Dutch stroke
by Dutch monkeys February 4, 2024
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Poop stroke

When you give the the hard angle in the vagina and you are hitting the butthole just right and they feel like they are goin to crap there selfs
Wait till I get this girl home I’m goin to give her that poop stroke
by Philthis1983 November 3, 2023
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Stroking your shit

Jimmy, did I just catch you stroking your shit?
I'm stroking my shit, I got lotion on my dick right now
by buttfart33 November 17, 2023
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I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone
by StarchDisks December 6, 2022
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Phantom Stroke

When there is so much friction on the penis during masturbation / sex that the load exits in a cloud of smoke rather than it’s standard thiquid form.
Oh my god she rode me so hard I phantom stroked in her mouth and she blew a few O’s with my nut.
by Jyds December 30, 2022
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girlies stroking session

best known groupchat on discord, lives up to its reputation by being offensive to everyone
Tim: "Did you see Rachel got invited to girlies stroking session?"
Tom: "No way... I'm so jealous."
by apIistia January 5, 2023
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Stroking your shit

Slang for masturbation of the male penis
I just caught you stroking your shit, Tyrone!
by buttfart33 November 30, 2023
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