The spanking test

In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...

- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's

- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking

- The emergency spank!

- Forward bay spank

- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready

- Spanking on roundabouts

- Hill spanks

On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.

Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.

(the spanking test)

by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024

Spank-Wanked

When you get jerked off by a British and an American girl at the same time.

Dan: Last night was great. I got a spank-wanked by these 2 hotties.

Eric: Nice one bro.

by RaNDOMDUE23442312 March 21, 2017

Absolute Spank

When you want to call someone a douchebag, but it's not harsh enough.

"Man, that guy Brandon is an absolute spank!"

by nonicknam3 November 26, 2017

spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again

i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks

by Real Wanker 010101011 November 26, 2016

Spank shit

A term used by individuals to indicate they really blow that pipe

That boy Anthony really spank shit.

by Asher adams January 24, 2025

Spank shit

A term used by individuals or a singular individual to indicate they really blow that pipe

That boy Anthony really spank shit.

by Asher adams January 24, 2025

Spank demes

1. Memes that are to extraordinary to explain.

2. Memes about spanking people

Spank demes are amazing!

Person 1: One cannot explain to me this utter carnage on my screen.

Person 2: These are spank deams fam, you to posh to understand the humour in this.

by GaylorOrJamoosee October 09, 2017