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turbo snail

a term used for a guy called kye
by WHATUKNOWABOUTROLLING May 26, 2021
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Epic Snail

Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).
Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
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Homeless Snail

The word to describe any given person trying (and failing) to differentiate between 2 similiar things.
Person 1: I’m afraid of slugs, but I like snails
Person 2: but they’re the same thing
Person 1: no slugs don’t have antennas and snails have shells
Person 2: Slugs have antennas: and you’re telling me you are scared of slugs because they are homeless snails
by JuanCarlos83 June 3, 2021
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Sloppy Snail

After a chick was just creampied by another guy, you stick your penis in and pull out with his cum on your penis and slide it across the chicks back, leaving a cum snail trail.
Yo bro, after you finished I came and gave her a sloppy snail and dipped.
by Crab E Pat E July 15, 2021
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Floppy snail

Someone who has a small ugly penis that is unable get erect.
Person 1: ... And they had a floppy snail.
Person 2: I'm so sorry.
Person 1: Damn snail flops.
by Eneunoic September 24, 2021
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Mad Snail Disease

When your bussy gets too raw
After my friends and I had a sleep over, we all woke up with Mad Snail Disease.
by BARBARAH January 6, 2022
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Skank Snail Trail

When a nasty whore leaves her Virginia juice on the chair after she gets up!
Did u see that Skank Snail Trail on the chair when she left?
by TheAmbitchousBitch February 22, 2022
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